Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

56	56 Vote	14 News Stories That Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor
4	4 Vote	Why Not Go Crazy?
9	9 Vote	Father of GPS Accused of Ripping Off J-Pop Group. Again
134	134 Vote	How to Destroy Any Friendship
129	129 Vote	It's Blame Somebody Else Day, So Here Are 10 Amazing Ideas
7	7 Vote	12 Drunk Texts Recovered From Collector's Attic
18	18 Vote	GOP Candidate Wants to Hire, Possibly Kill Adam Levine
12	12 Vote	The Friendzone Is a Foodies Paradise
43	43 Vote	4 Stupid Things Like This Goldfish
14	14 Vote	Filmmaker Makes a Lot
18	18 Vote	19 Things That Are Way Smarter Than Your Toddler Allegedly
58	58 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless
132	132 Vote	Can't Get an Amen?
190	190 Vote	How to Get Hit by Buses 1	1
342	342 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Idiot
107	107 Vote	At Last, a Fish That Looks Just Like Human Children
14	14 Vote	Life Is Full of Foul-Mouthed Hussies
67	67 Vote	Eight Ways to Cook and Eat Women. Really
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
56	56 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
90	90 Vote	Some Jerks Made a Sex Tape
139	139 Vote	5 Annoying Things About Earth
24	24 Vote	This Is the Most Heartwarming Use of Force Without U.N. Approval
129	129 Vote	7 Unexpected Ways to Eat Rat Meat
120	120 Vote	Eating Too Much Salt Speeds Up the Gay Marriage
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over