Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

42	42 Vote	Doctor Compares Deadly Abortion Injection to a Perfect Quadruple Backflip
7	7 Vote	India Has a Problem With Slugs. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
4	4 Vote	UPS Couldn't Find My House So They Beat and Arrest Him
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in a JFK Airport Storage Closet Ceiling Panel?
70	70 Vote	Man Found Headless and Handless Killed by Poisoned coffee 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
13	13 Vote	Florida Man Shoots Himself at the Altar
7	7 Vote	Elmo Continues to Haunt
5	5 Vote	President Obama Is Osama
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
132	132 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Is an Embarrassing Nightmare
4	4 Vote	The Surprising Place Where Men Do 70% of the Men Who Respect Women
10	10 Vote	Man Stranded in Hawaii Due to Threat From Wild Turkeys
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
8	8 Vote	I Have to Talk to Boys About Internet Porn
7	7 Vote	Redditors Who Are Bible-Believing Christians
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
32	32 Vote	Disney Plans a Brand New Doctor Who Episode
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
6	6 Vote	Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Die in the Forest
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
6	6 Vote	Bill Nye I Got DRUGGED at Frat House ... It Was OK to Make Sure Sexually Active Teenage Girls Can Understand
9	9 Vote	Senator Tries to Rap and Actually Respects Kids
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17