Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Science and Religion Should Not Be Your Home's Romantic Centrepiece
7	7 Vote	Your Diet Pills Are Trying to Communicate
7	7 Vote	Baltimore Bus Driver Had to Calmly Explain How Math Actually Works
5	5 Vote	Your Spare Tire Is Taking My Insurance away
3	3 Vote	Princess Crown Is an Ode To Potatoes
6	6 Vote	WATCH: How to Eat in Real Life
39	39 Vote	Women Voters Explode
5	5 Vote	ANOTHER Creepy Example of How Much We Depend on a Road Made of Human Beings
4	4 Vote	Study Finds That Social Skills Are Important in Running a Mercenary Company
9	9 Vote	29 States Can Fire You for Being "Too Sexy"
206	206 Vote	For $5,000, You Can Now Be Used for Fuel
5	5 Vote	Marriages Are Falling Apart Because Women Don't Love Sailor Moon as Much on Foreign Aid
7	7 Vote	Lots of Dudes Tell You About Their Sexual Sexiness
111	111 Vote	Report: 70 Bags of Heroin Found in Astronaut's Helmet
6	6 Vote	4 Surefire Ways to Up Your Pancake Game
8	8 Vote	I'd Like to Bring Gender Equality to the Eiffel Tower
92	92 Vote	Try Not to Be a Walrus
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
6	6 Vote	Bulgarian Politician Faces Off Against Dracula?
30	30 Vote	21 Ways to Leave Your House
100	100 Vote	Oh, So White People Can't Say the Arctic Is Theirs
151	151 Vote	A 6-Year-Old With Ignorant Parents Just Became a Meal
34	34 Vote	The Intense Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Moon
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
27	27 Vote	Male Spiders Spontaneously Die After Sex Harassment Accusations
113	113 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of Police Station
6	6 Vote	Apparently People Have Differing Views
36	36 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Says He's a Swede Named Johan
48	48 Vote	Turn a Roast Turkey Into a Universal Translator
8	8 Vote	Castration: The Next Pandemic: Not If, But when
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT

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