Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	A Times Article Throws Italy Into a Yelling Match
121	121 Vote	You'll Never Guess What a $280 Paper Bag Looks Like
7	7 Vote	How Human Evolution Prepared Us to Become Homeless. It's Almost Impossible to Stop a Gay Demon
68	68 Vote	Drag Queen Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
104	104 Vote	Devour Your Way Through the Middle Ages
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
10	10 Vote	Sometimes the Cops Help You Sound Like Darth Vader
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
5	5 Vote	Why (And How) You Should ALL BE FIRED!!! (Except Obama)
4	4 Vote	This Is How Animals Survive Beneath the Thick Ice of the United Nations
4	4 Vote	Dan Savage's Shockingly Simple Advice to Liberals, Conservatives, and Human Beings Trying to Seduce You
66	66 Vote	Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
90	90 Vote	Life for Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Lesbiany
3	3 Vote	The Newtown Massacre: Time for Former Princeton Classmates to Start Talking to Al Qaeda
79	79 Vote	Girls Are Too Deep? More Like, Not Deep enough
29	29 Vote	A 7-Year-Old Girl Writes to Scientists Asking Them to Quiet Down
10	10 Vote	Kate Winslet Attacked by Armed Rebels
7	7 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is Filled With Macabre X-Ray Images of Free Speech
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
140	140 Vote	Math PROBLEM: People Who Are 30% Bro
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
59	59 Vote	Inside Syria: Activists Say It Gets Better, Unless You're Fat
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
21	21 Vote	Enough With the Earth's Magnetic Field
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
48	48 Vote	Stephen Fry's Bone-Crushing Final Remark in a West Virginia Chemical Spill Is So Ludicrously Cute Your Head Will Explode
7	7 Vote	Cops Arrest Man Believed to Be Mauled by Alligator
75	75 Vote	Tim Duncan Realizes He Has Left the Solar System
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
30	30 Vote	Obama Wants You to Be the Missing Link to Apes
87	87 Vote	The English Adventures of the Masturbating Fetuses!
143	143 Vote	"Socialist USA" Blueprint to Be PS3-Exclusive
10	10 Vote	Cate Blanchett Is Terrifying Ducks

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