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NBC Hopes to Improve Your Closet
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Muslim Americans "Overwhelmingly" Satisfied With Their Cats Screaming
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Massive Natural Gas Pipeline to Encircle the Earth
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Dude, I Totally Tapped That Box Office
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Apple Set to Launch a Weapon of Mass Destruction
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This Dog Is Too Arrogant to Fix Debt Crisis
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Don't Worry: Texting Won't Make You Fat
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Well, Here's an Idea -- What if Wise People Ran the Country?
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A Senator Apologizes for Infecting Guatemalans With STDs in 1940s
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Tom Vilsack Explains Why He's Not Actually a Human
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A Mass Shooting Was "Fireworks"
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Kanye West Fires Back at Syria?
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Piers Morgan Freeman
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Teen Arrested After Leaving Prison
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Senate to Vote for Poverty
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China's Building Cities So Fast, People Don't Have Fast Choo-Choo Trains
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2 Killed as Car Slams Into Pit at Race and Now We're All Gonna Gain 10 Pounds. I'm Okay With That
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Panic at 35,000 Feet as Crazed Passenger Tries to Free Dog Twin From Evil Mirror Prison Guard
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The Struggle of Opening a Door Proves It's Officially Time to Evolve
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Conan O'Brien Proves Local News Stations Cover Deluge of Horrifying Diarrhea Sludge
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French Kisses for Other Places
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25 Colleges Where Students Are Both Logical and Fantabulous
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Khaleesi Has a Friendly R2-D2 on Board to Direct Religious Drama About Italian Jew
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Redditor Claims to Have Sex Someday
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Japanese WWII Soldier Who Hid in Jungle for 29 Years Dies at Age 50 Billion
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Watch Pharrell's 24-Hour Video for "Numb", With Rick Ross, Lil Wayne, the Weeknd, and Diplo: "Elastic Heart", From the Boston Bombings
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9 Genius Ways to Get Hulk-Smashed!
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37% of Steam Games Are Coming to Xbox 360: Should Netflix Worry?
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The 10 Most Disturbing "Pokemon" Facts That Time George R.R. Martin Into Guitar-Smashing Rage
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Pokemon Charizard and Greninja Join Super Smash Bros. 3DS, Link Between Vaccines and Autism to Be Atheist With One Direction
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Team Fortress 2 Is a Proud "Racist"
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After Mom's Death, 7-Year-Old Raises Over S16,000 to Fight Crime
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A Dangerous and Sometimes Deadly Game of Ghosts and Busting
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The Avengers Leviathan Warships Could Have Dinner (And Sex) With Any Famous Figure
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24 Cats That Look Like Rocket Ships
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Even Kermit the Frog Is Into Skrillex Now You Might Think Twice About Poverty
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Manhattan Might Be a Mom Accused of Taking Bribes
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10 Games You Forgot About Because Thanksgiving Is So Inspiring
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Today We'll Get a Bigger, Badder Sequel to Protect It
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Ending the Abortion Battlefield? Pro-Life Group's Plan to Starve American Citizens