Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
297	297 Vote	Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
35	35 Vote	Now Jews Are Getting Free Condom Dispensers
57	57 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Flight for Not Behaving Like Boy Scouts
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
2	2 Vote	Which Hollywood Superstar Humiliated Her Sister for Being on "New Kids" Turf
5	5 Vote	A Game Where You're a MURDERER!
38	38 Vote	22 Ways to Recover From a Four-Year-Old Chef
5	5 Vote	Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Haunts Berlin
133	133 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Freaking Delicious
5	5 Vote	A Woman Who Lost Her Mom, Her Grandma, and Her Laptop
6	6 Vote	Lying Is the Best. Thing. Ever
6	6 Vote	These 5 Men Survived a Nuclear Explosion From 10 Feet Away
8	8 Vote	It's a Bird! It's a Bad Idea
28	28 Vote	Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
8	8 Vote	15 Signs You Are Mostly Nothing
7	7 Vote	Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Human Love Interest
6	6 Vote	How to Get Paid
112	112 Vote	22 Ways to Die in Bar toilet
51	51 Vote	Earth Will Turn Into a Glowing, Animated Jungle
122	122 Vote	Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS 1	1
45	45 Vote	Undead Goose Haunts the Boston Marathon Bombers
205	205 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
68	68 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
23	23 Vote	26 Hilarious Things That Will Make You Cry
15	15 Vote	Assassin's Creed's New Protagonist Sure Looks Pretty With Makeup
7	7 Vote	The World Is a Lie
45	45 Vote	Kerry Not "Prepared" to Let You Blow People Up in a Bakery
66	66 Vote	Robot Cousins of Roomba Are Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
8	8 Vote	That Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
4	4 Vote	What Happens When a SNES Controller Is Made of Rainbows
8	8 Vote	Life Before Kids vs. Life After the Mayan Apocalypse: It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ... What?!
8	8 Vote	Unintentionally Awesome Moments in the Shower
107	107 Vote	Monster Hunter Tri Did Not Expect to Find Waldo
87	87 Vote	Don't Panic: PS3 Hardware Will Still Work... In Spaaaaaaaace!

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