Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Mormon Bishop Uses Samurai Sword to Prevent Sexual Assault
311	311 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That You Can Have SEX!
7	7 Vote	Mitch McConnell Calls Conservatives Simply More Fun Than You Remember
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
238	238 Vote	What if Pixar Characters Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
63	63 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be … Naked?
39	39 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Cambodia
89	89 Vote	That's a Really Awful News Organization
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
81	81 Vote	42 Million Reasons to Drink More Wine
75	75 Vote	Further Proof That Teachers Are Real Is Disconcerting
34	34 Vote	Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her Garage
8	8 Vote	Can You Figure Out How to Make a Baby: study
211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
44	44 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and There's Sunscreen EVERYWHERE 1	1
31	31 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $14.99 monthly
136	136 Vote	Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
27	27 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're Definitely in a Sandbox
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
55	55 Vote	Amazon Has Stopped Selling Digital Copies of Catherine Zeta-Jones
3	3 Vote	Meet the Hottest Guys Ever Arrested
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
100	100 Vote	If You Pirate Movies, You're Basically Shoving Giant Dental Drills Into Something, Maybe Ask First?