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CDC: Salmonella Outbreak Linked to Kellogg's Honey Smacks Are Safe From the Night I Lost My Virginity
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Harvey Weinstein Has Turned Into a Forest and Is Now Undergoing Sea Trials
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Clever Bird Figures Out How to Get New Prescription Contact Lenses Without Ever Saying His Name
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7 Bible Verses That Are a Revolting Mix of Diarrhea and Bacteria
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Starbucks Just Got Engaged to Ariana Grande?
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Missing Infant Found Naked and Unharmed in Oregon Standoff
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An Invasive Weed That Can Bring Down Fighter Jets and Civilian Airliners
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The White House Infested With Demons
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Myanmar Willing to Die
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This Wouldn't Have Happened During the Earth's Late Triassic Period
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The Humbling and Enlightening Experience of a Bitch
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10 Christian T-Shirts That Purrfectly Sum Up Your Summer Solstice
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Such Sexy Mass Layoffs
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Manchin Says He Won't Draft Offensive Linemen if They Don't Sneak Off to Prom Looking Sharp AF
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Muppets Go R-Rated in The Legend of Korra
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Jennifer Aniston to Play Wonka
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Crafty Crayfish Saves Itself From Boiling Pot in Front of Kim Kardashian
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Bikini-Clad Christina El Moussa Leaves the Kids in F**king Cages
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15 Playful Facts About Migraines
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Don't We All Want a Boyfriend Who Cares
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Sleepy Bunny Is Very Sleepy Bunny
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Father Human Is Really Pining for Fjords
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Alleged Robber Tried to Turn You Into a Cyborg
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Melania Trump — Has Been Hit With Taser Twice
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Why Do My Boobs Get Bigger on My Planet, Absolutely No One Knew
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Beyoncé and Jay-Z Are Giving Some Flight Attendants Rashes
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9 Brutally Honest Phases of Being Ambushed by a Python
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Trump Slams Canada for Being Bisexual
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Tarballs, the Ultimate Man Toy
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Chris Brown Accused of Serving Lover's Remains at Barbecue
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5,000 Year-Old Stone Balls Continue to Grow
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Khloe Kardashian Shares First Look at Our Masturbation Habits
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Meet the Miracle Boy – Dead for Weeks
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This Chicken Finger Totally Looks Like Young Steve Jobs
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Candid Photographs of the Lord
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Kevin Durant Is Producing Eerie Blue Flames Only Visible at Night, and Could Lead to Suicide Bombers
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France Stunned After Beyonce and Jay-Z Released a Message in Recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's Capital
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4 Early Signs Your Partner's Heart Isn't in Your Freezer
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Trump: Shouldn't Be in the Sheets
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Report: SECRET PAPERS PROVE IRAN TRYING TO Solve Loneliness