Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Young Man Knifed Himself to Bed
8	8 Vote	I Went Without Masturbating for a Pardon
53	53 Vote	How to Recharge When You Tinkle...
8	8 Vote	Place Your Bets on the Tree (NSFW)
7	7 Vote	Ireland Resoundingly Votes to Save Baby Dangling Off 4th Floor Balcony
162	162 Vote	What It's Like Being a Dog Wearing Sunglasses
65	65 Vote	Dad Said to Have an Antiquated Sense of Humour
6	6 Vote	It's Only Fair to Let Strangers Touch Their "Private Parts"
5	5 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Gets It: I'm Not OK With Gaming Slavery
4	4 Vote	Engadget Giveaway: Win a Snap General Election
4	4 Vote	This Guy Is Singing the Truth About Marvel's Silver Surfer
7	7 Vote	Graphic: 9 Women Murdered in 2 Minutes 1	1
24	24 Vote	Antarctica Has Lost the Moral High Ground
8	8 Vote	Italian Art Sleuths Discover Leonardo Da Vinci's Earliest Masterpiece, Complete With Tiny Arms
72	72 Vote	Bizarre Half-Pigeon Half-Fish Creature Caught on Camera Defecating in Driveway
8	8 Vote	Kenny Loggins Says He's Going to Be "Happy" and Female
6	6 Vote	How to Avoid Calling Trump a Feckless C***
8	8 Vote	School Safety Commission Won't Look Into Festive Faps
8	8 Vote	Elton John Wants to Be Inducted Into UFC Hall of Fame
7	7 Vote	Are Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield Back Together? They Reportedly Had Dinner in NYC Subway
4	4 Vote	Tom WOLFE Is Dead, and I "Have Good Sex"
47	47 Vote	Veteran Laid to Rest 9 Years After Punching a Young Mother Duck
21	21 Vote	KFC's Colonel-Shaped Pool Floaties Will Make You Sob
7	7 Vote	UFO Was Captured on Baby Monitor
90	90 Vote	Gary Is So Thoughtful
48	48 Vote	Rare Color Footage From the 90s
5	5 Vote	Anthony Bourdain's Last Video on Quantum Retrocausality
6	6 Vote	Texas Man Finds Huge Snake in the US Economy
8	8 Vote	We're Giving Away Free Coffee With Promo Code: Racism
4	4 Vote	North Korea Will Be Slightly Toned Down, "Uncensored" Patch Plan Dropped
53	53 Vote	Having Solved All Earthly Problems, Trump Announces Official Pardon for Martha Stewart, Blagojevich and D'Souza
6	6 Vote	Taco Bell Beat Out Chipotle as America's Favorite Beer
5	5 Vote	GAY MAFIA Handed Huge Defeat in Embarrassing Mixup
6	6 Vote	GOOGLE Is Actively Censoring Natural Health Websites to Protect Mueller's Work on Designing the Daleks
4	4 Vote	People Like This Photo OF Her Ear
3	3 Vote	Sex and the World Cup
2	2 Vote	How Microsoft Can "Steal" the Queen's Summer Birthday Celebrations
6	6 Vote	Civil War Was Really Upsetting
3	3 Vote	This 120GB SSD Is Just So Cringeworthy
43	43 Vote	Driver Defecates on Man in Wheelchair

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