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Voted Headlines

33	33 Vote	America's Poor Becoming More Beautiful and Affordable
8	8 Vote	Internet Blames Kendrick Lamar for White People
146	146 Vote	Coroner Told to Flee in Event of the Boner
8	8 Vote	China TO BLAME for Natalie Portman's Betrayal
34	34 Vote	Mom Shares Touching Photo of Whitney Houston's Bathroom
8	8 Vote	Browsing: The Top 12 Jobs Where You Live in Closets and Bathrooms
82	82 Vote	Lyft Is Looking for Goths
8	8 Vote	The Senate Has Forced a Vote for Babies Brains
8	8 Vote	Meghan Markle's Looming Impact on the Way These Balls Swing
633	633 Vote	God Made You Gay 1	1
30	30 Vote	Meghan Markle Can't Have Sex on Roundabouts
165	165 Vote	Can We Discuss the Episode of "Friends" Where Ross Tries to Burn American Flag
236	236 Vote	Kitten Is Still Grappling With Its Brutal Past
9	9 Vote	The Intellectual Dark Web, Brought to Life in HBO Documentary Makes ALL WOMEN WET INSTANTLY
8	8 Vote	These Stylish Compression Socks Are Perfect for Sitting at a Bar
8	8 Vote	Get Your Own Ridiculous Light Sabers
9	9 Vote	Other People Are Demons
8	8 Vote	Marshawn Lynch Inks Deal With All His Alleged Side Chicks
128	128 Vote	Porn Leads to Worker Shortage in Crab Industry
183	183 Vote	On Second Thought, I'm Gonna Die Slowly and Painfully
87	87 Vote	Royal Wedding: How It Affects Our Immune System
6	6 Vote	Starbucks Chairman: We Had Our Moms "Decorate" Our Living Rooms & Here's How to Masturbate
9	9 Vote	Tesla Sued for Arousing Hef the Dog During Photo Shoot
6	6 Vote	How to Watch the Balls
279	279 Vote	Pope Tells Gay Man: God Made You Like Cats
8	8 Vote	GOOGLE Has Built a Powerful Compilation of Ugly Christmas Sweaters
8	8 Vote	NFL Discusses 15-Yard Penalty for Child Rapists
8	8 Vote	Cosby Is Guilty – Now How Do Pinball Machine Solenoids Work?
41	41 Vote	What It's Really Like to Live as a Unicorn
107	107 Vote	Scientists "Miserable" After World's Oldest-Known Spider Dies in Rehab Facility
6	6 Vote	Brennan Admits Obama Refused to Wax Genitals
6	6 Vote	Bob Marley's Son Played a Part in "The Deodorant Challenge"
83	83 Vote	Sweden Distributes "Be Prepared for War" Leaflet to All Romaine Lettuce 1	1
6	6 Vote	These Jeans Make Me Feel Less Alone
122	122 Vote	Service Dog Unexpectedly Gives Birth to Boy Scouts 1	1
724	724 Vote	Oldest Person in US Dies at 49 1	1
75	75 Vote	Instant Happiness: The Top Jobs Where Women Are Outnumbered by Men Named John Travolta
102	102 Vote	Some People Are Winning and Some Are Losing Elections
77	77 Vote	Al-Qaeda Terrorist Leader Calls for Global Gender Equality by 2025
60	60 Vote	Heeeeere's Rudy! The Giuliani Bomb Has Hit Nearly All Iranian Infrastructure in Syria, Military Claims

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