Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

88	88 Vote	Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
140	140 Vote	Doctors Reflect on a Bagel
46	46 Vote	My Formerly Fun Friend Has Become a Flamingo 1	1
300	300 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
82	82 Vote	Drunk Man Gets 15 Year Jail Sentence for Having a Party, and We're Invited...
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
13	13 Vote	Obama Lifting Ban on Women Drivers
218	218 Vote	U.S. Military Is Losing Patience With Reddit Memes
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
190	190 Vote	Scientists Clone a Mouse From a Dude: GODDAMMIT, AMANDA!!!!
80	80 Vote	"High Society" Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Oooo Noises
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
34	34 Vote	Bear Attempts to Confiscate Chewbacca Actor's Light Saber-Shaped Cane
21	21 Vote	Tiny Paper Hats Are Extremely Dapper
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
119	119 Vote	I Can't HEAR YOU OVER THE Alamo
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
32	32 Vote	Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
56	56 Vote	Why I'm Growing Out of Your Vag
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
92	92 Vote	New Research Suggests Women Can Be Called Gluten-Free
144	144 Vote	I Used to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to the Lonely
165	165 Vote	Canines of the Porn Industry
299	299 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
9	9 Vote	People Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
158	158 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Flawless GIF Set
131	131 Vote	Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
57	57 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kick My Ass
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
63	63 Vote	Drowning Teen Fatally Attacked by Sobbing Stalker Throwing Pubic Hairs at Him
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2