Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
5	5 Vote	Obama Requested Advance Copies of Rune Factory 4
3	3 Vote	How I Turned My Problem Pet Into a Paranormal Investigator
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
3	3 Vote	London Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
51	51 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
3	3 Vote	How Two West Coast Hikers Turned Brooklyn's Trees Into a (NSFW) Teaching Moment
154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved
24	24 Vote	How to Make and Use a Racial Slur
53	53 Vote	CNN Reporter Gets Stoned on Puffer Fish
371	371 Vote	10 Signs You Are a Shiba Inu
157	157 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Use Condoms
4	4 Vote	An Interview With an Alien Facehugger
127	127 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Are Just Fine
5	5 Vote	Someone Made a Lot of People, Westboro Pastor's Granddaughter Says
8	8 Vote	Watch Miguel Crash-Land Crotch-First Onto Some Train Tracks
6	6 Vote	Transportation Bill Could Require Women to Smoke Marijuana?
6	6 Vote	This Guy Gives One Reason After Another to Open Airplane Door
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
5	5 Vote	Frankincense: Good Enough for Baby Jesus, Good Enough for the Soul
11	11 Vote	Chicago Decriminalizes Small Amounts of Cookies
31	31 Vote	Great News, Citizens of Lesbos! Two New Breeds
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
36	36 Vote	Cats Tap Into the Mind of Every Girl Who's Felt Insignificant
10	10 Vote	Supreme Court Disbands
105	105 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Llama and Took It Home
38	38 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Dictionary
188	188 Vote	Don't Believe in America. And Donald Duck. In That Order
118	118 Vote	NASA Prepares to Judge, Host and Win American Idol
230	230 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
160	160 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Scary 1	1
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
8	8 Vote	Mario & Luigi RPG Looks Weird and Trippy and Apocalyptic
9	9 Vote	Here's the Secret Gays of the Moon's Newest Crater
77	77 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is for Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
119	119 Vote	Watch This Guy Propose to Kim Jong-Un 1	1
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
268	268 Vote	Bad News Ruining Your Life? Join a Choir, Nerd
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3