Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Why Obama Can't Have an Abortion?
51	51 Vote	Spain Hit by Car, Dies 1	1
18	18 Vote	Tom Hanks Continues to Lag in Math
850	850 Vote	How to Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
160	160 Vote	This Cat Has a Nasty Anonymous Message Board Problem
63	63 Vote	Quake "Could Trigger Plutonium Leak" at Los Angeles Coffee Shop
120	120 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
13	13 Vote	Carlos Santana Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
48	48 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
49	49 Vote	So I Bought All These Half-Naked Pop Stars
8	8 Vote	My Dad Is Angry at Her Fetus-Filled Belly
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
100	100 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
19	19 Vote	Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Holocaust Revisionist
76	76 Vote	Handful of Kanye's Butt Plugs
11	11 Vote	Elephant Is the Latest Victim of Webcam "Sextortion"
58	58 Vote	New Theory: Universe Didn't Start With Deep Personal Monologues
23	23 Vote	DNA Proves Blonde Dublin Girl Is Slut
119	119 Vote	How to Roll Out the Welcome Wagon for Your Clitoris
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
128	128 Vote	Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread
45	45 Vote	Puppy Too Fat for X-Factor
43	43 Vote	Confirmed: Weird Al Is a Zonkey
42	42 Vote	Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
7	7 Vote	Duck Boat Fire Causes Tourists to Jump Into the Office Bathroom
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
170	170 Vote	Don't Be Distracted by Their … What?
23	23 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Get Rid of Blood Stains?
152	152 Vote	Grown-Ass Man Builds Olive Garden Menu Fort to Hide Russian Homophobia From Olympic Audiences?
83	83 Vote	Wear This Coat Made of Plastic Spoons
11	11 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Bras?
103	103 Vote	We've Seen the Future, and You're Guaranteed to Eat Gross Things
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
61	61 Vote	How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago