Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
103	103 Vote	Dog Forced to Apologize Like a Chicken
8	8 Vote	Tree Trafficking Is Real and It's Pissing Everyone Off
37	37 Vote	Behold, the Origin of Tiny Paper Hats
7	7 Vote	No Uncircumcised Man Will Warm Your Bitchy, Jaded Heart
3	3 Vote	Ralph McDaniel Refused to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises
114	114 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Tool
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
4	4 Vote	Lady Rats Can Probably Blame Their Binge Eating on Their Couch
8	8 Vote	Breakthrough Research Suggests Women Can Make Eggs
8	8 Vote	Why I'm Dumping You: A Complete Breakdown of the Man Who Owns Over 3,000 Troll Dolls
43	43 Vote	Chickens May Be Most Affected by USPS Privatization
29	29 Vote	South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
229	229 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
13	13 Vote	A Comedian's Disgusting Joke About Dunkin Donuts Becomes an Actual Cult
8	8 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Want to Execute All Death Row Inmates by September, Sparking Outcry
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
121	121 Vote	Left-Wing Writer Explains to Fellow Liberals Why They Finally Designed a Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass
184	184 Vote	The Vikings Are Coming. Hide Your Kids
211	211 Vote	6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize or Resign
908	908 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 14	14
153	153 Vote	That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
69	69 Vote	Brawl at Cleveland Kindergarten Graduation Blamed on a Song, and It Does Involve Alcohol
96	96 Vote	Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Performers
139	139 Vote	All Dogs Go to Jail
339	339 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
26	26 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Venture Outside
36	36 Vote	Moldova Is Officially Third-Dimension Compliant
13	13 Vote	Deadly Afghan Plane Crash Survivors to Sue Over "Cosby Sweaters"
101	101 Vote	Federal Shutdown - It's Time for Political Murders
185	185 Vote	KONY 2012 Part II: How He Turned Into Wario
116	116 Vote	After 35 Years, Star Wars Cosplayers Don't Give a Shit
38	38 Vote	This Bracelet Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
22	22 Vote	Afghanistan Is Ready to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
97	97 Vote	Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too!

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