Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
173	173 Vote	We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
164	164 Vote	Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
102	102 Vote	The First Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
145	145 Vote	Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
250	250 Vote	Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1