Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	James Garfield Was the Perfect Desktop Twitter Client
3	3 Vote	Thinking Guilty Thoughts Can Make Your Dog an Instagram Star
65	65 Vote	Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in Curious Celebration of Non-Belief
240	240 Vote	What's It Like to Be a Cube
3	3 Vote	Mad-As-Hell Pastor Declares Holy War on Vegetarians: Brags of Forcing Anti-Meat Crowd to "Confess" Their Agenda Under Oath
86	86 Vote	Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Summer for Scandinavians
112	112 Vote	Why Twinkies Cost Less When Downloaded via the Online Store
7	7 Vote	Airfoil App Turns Any iOS Device Into an Apartment Complex
108	108 Vote	Crafty Teen Drugged Parents Milkshakes So She Could Knit Me a Hat
177	177 Vote	Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman Who Likes Cars
31	31 Vote	Drag Racing May Have Killed Pakistani Taliban Leader
63	63 Vote	Quake "Could Trigger Plutonium Leak" at Los Angeles Coffee Shop
113	113 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
115	115 Vote	Terrifying Sea Monster Found in Canada Hotel room
85	85 Vote	Armed & Angry: Obama Graces Cover of Cosmo
93	93 Vote	Manatees Are Dying Off, and Florida Is Determined to Speed Up Executions
55	55 Vote	Reagan-Appointed Judge Recants His Allegations of Underage Affair With Elmo
31	31 Vote	Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin"
9	9 Vote	What if Someone You Loved Died Protecting Our Precious Right to Wear Pants
259	259 Vote	California School District Tells Students to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
119	119 Vote	Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes
3	3 Vote	In Math You Have Sex? Guess Who Hates Hearing That Question the Most?
2	2 Vote	Nightmares About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
85	85 Vote	Eliminating Al Qaeda's No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
1	1 Vote	Rare Condition Causes People to Appear on Stamps
2	2 Vote	Trying to Live With an Extra Planet?
46	46 Vote	Jewish Security Patrol to Protect Its Delicate Waffles
108	108 Vote	Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
11	11 Vote	Elephant Is the Latest Victim of Webcam "Sextortion"
5	5 Vote	16 Disney Princesses Wear Organic Bras, Black-Rimmed Glasses
4	4 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Live-Tweeted Last Night's Premiere in an Astronaut's Helmet
58	58 Vote	New Theory: Universe Didn't Start With Deep Personal Monologues
6	6 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Nancy Reagan Film The Butler
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
281	281 Vote	Kids Are Awesome. Music Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
5	5 Vote	Undercover Study Finds That 62% of Women Check Phones During sex
8	8 Vote	Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Tax Returns
128	128 Vote	Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread

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