Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Why You Should Be Eating
115	115 Vote	The Internet Could Be Catastrophic 1	1
159	159 Vote	Ultimate Fried Chicken Oreos Not Real, Internet Still Excited
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
32	32 Vote	This Girl Spent $30,000 to Look Like Giant Penises
31	31 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Childen
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
258	258 Vote	Facebook No Longer Secret 2	2
453	453 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller 2	2
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7
361	361 Vote	Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars 1	1
466	466 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6