Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Crescent Roll Taco Pizza Chains
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
2	2 Vote	5 Reasons the Nokia 3310 Was Man's Greatest Invention
7	7 Vote	Drake Caught Using a Power Drill
3	3 Vote	LeBron James Deen
2	2 Vote	These Cheesecake Recipes Are Simply Unaware
158	158 Vote	10 Signs Your Cat Is Your Soulmate?
6	6 Vote	I'm Willing to Bet You've Never Heard of a Female Screenwriter Bro
8	8 Vote	5 Reasons Humanity Is Doomed
5	5 Vote	How Barf-Inducing Vampire Sex Gave Me Chills
4	4 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send a Message That Hurts
6	6 Vote	This Scottish Fold Kitten Really, Really Don't Want to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
4	4 Vote	Even Bill Clinton Imitates Bono
8	8 Vote	Florida Man Literally Arrested for Making His Daughter Stop Crying
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
8	8 Vote	Listen to Obama Call Kanye a Jackass, It'll Make You Believe in Molecular Biology
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
9	9 Vote	You'll Never Believe Which Fox Host Actually Tried to Walk on Water 1	1
6	6 Vote	How Can I Adopt You?
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
8	8 Vote	Today We Honor Columbus, an Inspiration for Black-Jewish Relations
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3