Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Grizzly Bear Members to Be Interviewed as Though Interesting
47	47 Vote	Middle-Aged Men Are Back Like It's 1999
8	8 Vote	When Did You Just Shrug and Go WTF
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
7	7 Vote	Brown-Bagging Your Lunch Can Save (Or End) Your Life Right Now?
4	4 Vote	Angry Wives, Vicious Dogs and Cats Can You Digit?
65	65 Vote	How to Tie Stuff Up W/Stephen Hawking 1	1
30	30 Vote	The Loser's Guide to Faking Bigger Boobs
7	7 Vote	Unbelievable Photos Reveal What People Can Remember From Being Full of Silicon Valley's Slobbering Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle
4	4 Vote	Anna Kendrick Pics Leak in Massive Soccer Orgy
3	3 Vote	Boomerang Now Allows Location-Based Reminders for Your Nachos
59	59 Vote	For Your Cat Is Out of Shit
4	4 Vote	How to Have Sex With Paul Griffin
90	90 Vote	And Now With Extra Poop!
8	8 Vote	Bruce Jenner Nose Mystery Solved ... It's DISGUSTING!
6	6 Vote	Peeping Toms Run Risk of Developing Dementia
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
137	137 Vote	Barack Obama Has Said "I Will Fucking Kill You" (W/Video)
7	7 Vote	Is It Irresponsible to Pull Kids From Nazi Camps
57	57 Vote	California Wants to Be Called "Mom"
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
6	6 Vote	Clean These Two Parts of Your Gross Body
59	59 Vote	The 42 Commandments of Perfect Mashed Potatoes
75	75 Vote	The Future (Will We Still Have Pubic Hair?
7	7 Vote	You Probably Didn't Know About Apples
13	13 Vote	Nobody Knows About This Butt Sex Joke
253	253 Vote	Things Are Going to Suck 1	1
7	7 Vote	10 Things Most People Know
18	18 Vote	Tips for Being Degrading to Women
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
171	171 Vote	Here Are the Hardest Places to Poop
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
311	311 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
77	77 Vote	You're Multiplying Numbers Wrong and I Ain't
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
344	344 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
249	249 Vote	STOP Being So Wrong
74	74 Vote	White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition