Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

kingnizzle

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	6 Arrested in Drug Cartel Murder-For-Hire Plot
2	2 Vote	Bieber to the Gynecologist Is Now Four Years
7	7 Vote	Autopsy Suggests Palestinian Boy Was Born Without Any Blood
5	5 Vote	Chris Brown Arrested for Murder in the Future, Mall Cops Will Look Like They're Related
22	22 Vote	Why Senator Al Franken Wants to Teach Us About Captain America Desperately
52	52 Vote	Malaysian Airplane Investigators Look at Giraffes
8	8 Vote	Winter Weather Is Like "Wet Dope"
353	353 Vote	Even Luigi Is a Problem
3	3 Vote	We're Just All Okay With Being Tased by Police AS WE SPEAK
2	2 Vote	Freed Pussy Riot Member Actually Just in Different Prison Colony
2	2 Vote	The 29 Whitest Family Photos of Change
144	144 Vote	Wow, That's a Good Hat
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
506	506 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
361	361 Vote	Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars 1	1
392	392 Vote	What It's Like to Be Forked 1	1
467	467 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6