Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	We Say Hell Yes to Anything
5	5 Vote	A Girl Is Slut
48	48 Vote	Airplane Passengers Sing I Believe I Can Be "Batman"
5	5 Vote	Sing Your Emo Children to Sleep Deprivation
2	2 Vote	This Is Not Evil Crime
3	3 Vote	The Deleted Final Scene From "The Neverending Story"
7	7 Vote	Teenage Girl Dead Over a Stupid Joke 1	1
8	8 Vote	How One Man's Willinginess to Eat Anything Got Him Into This Mess
186	186 Vote	Here's One Simple Sentence
6	6 Vote	Watch All of the Game Be Renamed "The Super Oobie Doobie Bowl"
7	7 Vote	Where's the Outrage Over "Designer Babies"
7	7 Vote	Shots Ring Out in the Middle of Nowhere
53	53 Vote	Colorado Is Already Today's Best Joke
81	81 Vote	Listen: The Pains of Being Eaten
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
218	218 Vote	How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1

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