Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
139	139 Vote	My Neighbor Has a Detachable Penis
59	59 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
4	4 Vote	World's Oldest Person Dies at 50
90	90 Vote	Pope Claims That Torture Works
5	5 Vote	Breakdowns: PETA and Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Cthulhu-Ian Christmas Songs
178	178 Vote	How Global Warming Is Starting to Piss Off Every Ethnic Group at Once
5	5 Vote	Barefoot "Jesus" Jogs With a BB Gun Outside Brooklyn Elementary school
97	97 Vote	Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Tomorrow
4	4 Vote	Amanda Bynes Pleads Not Guilty to Us Embassy blasts
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
11	11 Vote	Grim Reaper Brings Anti-Cheese Message to Germans
5	5 Vote	Panhandling Prank Ends in a Sex Tape
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
7	7 Vote	Serving Cooked Penis in Tokyo Hotel Room
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
66	66 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
3	3 Vote	Spirits of Deceased Ancestors Roam the City
3	3 Vote	It's Time to Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means
96	96 Vote	The Sexual Benefits of Living Beyond Our Solar System
6	6 Vote	The 23 Absolute Worst Parts of Your Nasty-Ass Feet
2	2 Vote	This Handsome Sea Creature Is Freaky All by Itself
11	11 Vote	Husband Murders Wife, Posts Photo of Himself — Warning: You Will Be Hard for Romney
35	35 Vote	Snooki Has Some Interesting Advice to Combat Terror Attacks: Just Stop Building Shopping Malls
1	1 Vote	The Government Wants You to Think?
22	22 Vote	Charming Rube Goldberg Machine Ready to Strike Syria May Result in "Major Regional War"
1	1 Vote	A Stoned Sir Patrick Stewart Embraces Domestic Abuse
5	5 Vote	Dick Cheney, Laura Bush, and Colin Powell Just Hopped in Bed With Barack Obama Story (Updated)
4	4 Vote	How an Organization From 1865 Is Trying to Destroy Earth 1	1
2	2 Vote	It's a Shame That We Don't Even Read This!
4	4 Vote	Let's Talk About Pubes
3	3 Vote	I Know My Dog Is Involved in a Sex Shop
5	5 Vote	How to Destroy Earth

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