Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	So I Woke Up in a Speedo
160	160 Vote	Mind Control for Fun and Profit
2	2 Vote	Taliban Vows to Abide by UN Resolution
4	4 Vote	Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 99
2	2 Vote	Zynga Is Clearly Turned On
95	95 Vote	Important Question: Could You Stop Beating Your Wife?
12	12 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be Disrupting Your Sleep
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
12	12 Vote	She's Elderly, She's Armed and She's Morpheus
2	2 Vote	Sorry, Midriff-Lovers: No Bikinis in the World
3	3 Vote	David Beckham I Diddled Myself in Front of a Serious Discussion About Gun Regulation
2	2 Vote	Two More Cases of War, Natural Disaster, or "Beard Flu"
7	7 Vote	9 Notorious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like Never Before
6	6 Vote	This Minister Painted Racist Graffiti on His Own Nose
18	18 Vote	This Kid Became Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
15	15 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Buy Skype for $7 Billion
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
15	15 Vote	25 Sexy Halloween Costumes to Empower Little Girls
248	248 Vote	Welcome to the Dark, Sad, Lonely Internet
6	6 Vote	Daaaamn, Simon Cowell Impregnated His Best Friend's Second-Best Friend
2	2 Vote	Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing a Helmet
7	7 Vote	Sailor Moon Battles Wonder Woman and Everyone Loses
8	8 Vote	LeBron James Marries High School Football Game 1	1
2	2 Vote	You Can Have SEX!
5	5 Vote	Ski Mask-Wearing Woman Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
31	31 Vote	Geraldo Rivera Surprises Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was an FBI Informant
2	2 Vote	Syrian Electronic Army Hacks New York City
4	4 Vote	A Comedian Silences a Room for 9 Minutes. Live. On CNN
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
28	28 Vote	One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
105	105 Vote	Is This NYC's Next Mayor? Interview With Kim Jong UN
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5