Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

693	693 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
204	204 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Series of Mortal Kombat Games
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
118	118 Vote	New "Footage" of Romney Denouncing His Own Nose 1	1
98	98 Vote	Seven People Mauled by Small Child After a Blissful Slumber
484	484 Vote	How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
54	54 Vote	Learn How Booze Could Save Bats (And the World)
139	139 Vote	This Woman With 26 Boobs Goes Viral (Open With Caution if You're at Work!)
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
47	47 Vote	Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
33	33 Vote	Young Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like This Chihuahua
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
136	136 Vote	Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19