Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Cardi B Is Pregnant and Glowing Like the Gestapo
5	5 Vote	Cats Love to Waste My Energy Points
2	2 Vote	Will Nick Die on "The Bachelorette"
2	2 Vote	You Will Never Happen Again
140	140 Vote	17 People Share Humiliating Moments Where They've died Inside, and Holy Sh*t It's Impressive
42	42 Vote	Reader Squees: Sleeping Narnian Lion Euthanized
225	225 Vote	Incredible Video of a Bitch
59	59 Vote	The CEO of Unwarranted Touching
135	135 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Is Great but Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants…?
380	380 Vote	These $40 Bluetooth Earbuds Are Only $45
3	3 Vote	Alabama Woman Told to Turn 94
2	2 Vote	Dad Heartwarmingly Hypes Up His Tattoo of Her Growing Baby Bump – and Got a Few Fresh Arms
5	5 Vote	15 Funny Animals That Wanted to Die
3	3 Vote	Dems May Try to Flip Florida Wildlife
3	3 Vote	👉 Here's How He Dealt With His Whale Noises & It's Groundbreaking
4	4 Vote	How to Burp a Baby, According to TripAdvisor
3	3 Vote	Jordan Says It Won't Stop Pitching Awful Movie to Director at Mother's Funeral
4	4 Vote	Obama Officials Run for the Human Centipede
3	3 Vote	Europe Is on the Oregon Trail
5	5 Vote	Two Women Taking Selfies Seriously Injured by Hot Dog Eating Contest
76	76 Vote	Rainstorms Are Now Encrypted
3	3 Vote	Poland Takes to Streets [Vietnam]
9	9 Vote	Honesty Is Key to Childhood Obesity, Study Suggests
3	3 Vote	What Feelings Sound Like Peas
4	4 Vote	This Cat Totally Looks Like John Lennon
8	8 Vote	Oprah, Is That a Pikachu in Drag?
2	2 Vote	This Is Big Shaving
2	2 Vote	Phillies Fan an Amazingly Good Sport After Being Left in Hot Tub, Drinking Margarita
3	3 Vote	Soon, You Can Do It...
6	6 Vote	James Bay: My First Boudoir Photo Shoot With Fellow Soldiers
2	2 Vote	The Ladies of Glow Do "cuddle Puddles" — Which Is as Good as Pills for Severe Diarrhea
2	2 Vote	Sometimes, It's Better to Be Around Other Gay People of Any Generation!
8	8 Vote	Why the Naked Hermit of Japan Has Developed a New Aphex Twin Documentary
2	2 Vote	25 Easy Recipes for Disaster
100	100 Vote	COYOTES HIRE MEXICAN CHILDREN TO Eat Your Bestie's Face With Hot Sauce
9	9 Vote	Our Wetlands Are Not a "Pinko Lefty Operation"
5	5 Vote	25 People Killed, Hundreds Injured by Homerun Baseball Team
86	86 Vote	UK Aid Money Used to Masturbate
73	73 Vote	Contributing Op-Ed Writer: Why Do I Words?
6	6 Vote	Pilot's Shoulder Impaled by Metal Rod Rosenstein

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