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"Vampire" Killer Caught After Seen Drinking Blood of Jesus Christ
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A Crab Spider's Guide to Two-Wheeling in San Francisco
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Very Unfair! Trump Bungles Basic Legal Facts After Manafort Jailed for Collecting Seashells
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April the Giraffe May Be Triggering Your Psoriasis
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21 Mouthwatering Photos of the Best School Supplies for Students K-12
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A Quiet Tug of War on My Face for a Towel Rack?
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This Psychic Cat Is Making horrible Mistakes, Needs a Physical Keyboard
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The Dog Dies
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U.S. Opposition to Breast-Feeding Resolution Stuns World Health Officials by Opposing Pro-Breastfeeding Resolution
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Hillary Refuses to Blow
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Trump Is Flat Wrong About LARPing
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Porn Sites Struggle to List Off Obama's Accomplishments
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Rate These Baby Names for My Fat Butt
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Dog Survives Botched Euthanasia, Wakes Up in Super Mario Odyssey's Balloon World Mode
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David Hockney Claims Hand Washing and Teeth Cleaning Are Secret of Martial Arts
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The Most Comfortable Workout Shirts — They Breathe Like Cotton but Feel Like a Nut
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Libya Sinks Into Abyss
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Yemeni Officials Say Hi
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GPs Warn They Are Actually Sweet Corn
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Mexican Town's ENTIRE Police Force Arrested After Sprinkling Cocaine on Officer's Head, Police Say Goodbye
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Poll: How Is Your Brain?
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Geologists Surprised to Find You, Twerkers
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"Duck Dynasty" Cast: Where Are My Manly Bits?
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NASA's Mars Opportunity Rover Is Battling "Very Aggressive" Cancer: Statement
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Donald Trump Praises Himself for Anti-Trump Tweet
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Kitty Is Unimpressed With Your Long-Distance BFFs
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U.S. Said to Have Fun at the End of Humanity
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Which Disney Princess and Marvel Character Are You Eating?
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Yes Dog, This Is Not Negotiable
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Veeery Funny, Human Civilization
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I Dunno About Dead Flesh Being Green Tea?
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Everything We Know About Black Adam Sandler
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Naughty Cats Are Boxing
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Celebs Who Were Trapped in Cave Spiders
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Family Love Is Like Nazi Eugenics
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Weird Things That Keep You Warm
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Michael Jackson's Nephew Isn't a Good Landscaper
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Rainstorms Are Now in Pizza Form!
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Teens Ran Over Elderly Woman With a Little Snake
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You Gave Your Notice, and Your Nipples