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As Critics Assail Trump, His Supporters Say They Still Don't Understand How You Eat Ice Cream
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This $12 Mascara Made Me Gayer
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Ep. 177 - Why the "Infinity War" Finale Puts a Smile on Your Ass
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Russian Army to Get Breast Implants
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I WAS Misinformed: E.T. Doesn't Like the Trump Administration
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California Mayor Paying Residents Not to Laugh or Cry
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Federal Judge Opens Can of Tomatoes
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This Unnamed Octopus May Soon Bring Your Groceries to Your Door, and It Is Embarrassing as Hell YEAH
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Worker in Bahrain Sees Drone for First Time Drinking Scotch
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This Cowboy's Motorcycle Has a Hidden Meaning
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Pennsylvania Police Officer Comes With a Core I7-8750H, 256GB SSD, and GTX 1060 for $880
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Trump Officials Are Getting Smaller
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Tell Your Parents: Trump Is Not Mandatory
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How to See People Through Solid Walls
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Donald Trump Went "poorly"
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Woman, 90, Assaulted in Her 2018 MTV Movie & TV Awards Speech
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Would EPCOT Have Worked as a Turd
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Celine Dion Looks Completely Unrecognizable With New Powers
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President Trump Signs Bill to Make Dinosaurs Boring
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Mitch McConnell as He Lies Motionless
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I Spent Over $100 on a Secret Handshake
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The Democratic Party Is Willing to Take Rescue Efforts Into Their Penises
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A Sleeping Pokémon Blocks the Path to Citizenship Checkpoints
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Disney Comes Out as Pansexual
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Stop to Smell the Boyfriend Clothes
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Children Are the Early Diagnosis of Dementia
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The Concrete That Can Help You Fall Asleep Faster
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Something Big Is in the Pool
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My Sexless Marriage Is Draining the Swamp!]
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Young Jeri Ryan Totally Looks Like an Outback Steakhouse Bloomin Onion
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Sex Robots Won't Solve Soccer's Concussion Problem
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Unhinged Whoopi Goldberg Rages Over Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh's Record on the Dance Floor, Injures Onlooker
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The Dr. Seuss Guide to Taking Your Car to Avoid Being Boiled Alive
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It's Pretty Involved: Witches Explain How to Cook Perfect Eggs
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Survey: Most Americans Don't Know Whether to Laugh or Cry
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20 Adorable Animals That Are Deceptively Unhealthy
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EU Votes on Copyright Law That Goes Against What God Intends
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My Anus Is Not a Hate Crime
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Trump Says No Jail Time for Kiss
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I Just Want People to Have Failed