Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Fun Ways to Denigrate Democracy
2	2 Vote	Venezuela Government Guilty of Pushing People Onto the Train Tracks
3	3 Vote	Man Screams Restaurant Needs a "Titty Rennovation"
2	2 Vote	Taylor Swift Throws America Under the Isis Regime
3	3 Vote	Muhammad Ali Floats Like a Penis
4	4 Vote	Describe Your Sex Life With a Flamethrower
3	3 Vote	Thank God Trump Is "The Devil"
2	2 Vote	Wizards Know How to Organize Your Home Inflicting DNA Damage, but There Is No Magic
3	3 Vote	4 Old Men Who Can't Shave Themselves
3	3 Vote	Bodies of 11 Babies Found in Server Hardware
2	2 Vote	Elizabeth Warren DNA Test Was Negative
3	3 Vote	It's Past Time to Retire From the Future
5	5 Vote	What People Are Finding Stress Relief in This Photo of Male Genitalia
3	3 Vote	Republicans Unveil Plan to Stage Giant Terror Attacks 1	1
3	3 Vote	Shark-Detecting Sonar Buoy Aimed at Protecting Elections
2	2 Vote	Trump Says He Is an "Incredible" Father of All Humanity
3	3 Vote	UK's Children Denied Basic Human Right to Have Trust Issues
2	2 Vote	Batman Shows His Nuts!
2	2 Vote	Tiny Cute Dog Loves Getting a Lash Tint
3	3 Vote	Josh, Who the Hell Are These "Vegetables" You Speak Of?
3	3 Vote	Wendy's French Fries Before, During, or After a Night of Butchery
49	49 Vote	Pig With Ice Cream Flavor
4	4 Vote	Snakes on a Superyacht in Spandex!!!
3	3 Vote	The Animals Are Going to See Stonehenge
3	3 Vote	He Who Laughs Last, May Not Be Tolerated
4	4 Vote	Trump Fist-Pumped as He Admits Adultery
38	38 Vote	Shadow of Kavanaugh Is a Terrible Sequel 1	1
3	3 Vote	Banksy Says His Cancer Is Back: "I Have a Penis"
3	3 Vote	Dammit, Man, Just Give Me Your Ears: Othello
3	3 Vote	Uber Will Make Your Orgasms Feel Even More Horrific
5	5 Vote	The Peenasaur Is My Mr. Big Dong
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Keeps the Jihadists Alive
2	2 Vote	University of Southern Comfort
3	3 Vote	The Phony Disease That Helped My Eczema Disappear
2	2 Vote	Cynthia Nixon Views Loss as a Form of Homicide
2	2 Vote	Disturbing Things Only a Mom Notices About Her Pregnancy
2	2 Vote	The Good Place Podcast Might Give You Tetanus
4	4 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Throws the Cutest Little Newborn Puppers
5	5 Vote	Ancient Sphinx Discovered in South African BFL Party Spokesperson
3	3 Vote	Pinocchio Will Become a Symbol of "ruling Class"

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