Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	You Can Vape Vitamins Now, but We Could Do With Pizza?
2	2 Vote	Too Bad Hallmark Doesn't Make a Move Into Cannabis-Infused Drinks
85	85 Vote	Illinois Boy Believed to Be Believed
3	3 Vote	This Drawer in My Underwear
3	3 Vote	BOMBSHELL Lawsuit Depicts Trump Family as "a Bit Irritating"
129	129 Vote	What Are Your Intentions With My Friend's Chihuahua
2	2 Vote	Amazon Microwave That Cooks on Verbal Command Unveiled Alongside String of Little Apocalypses
9	9 Vote	Immigrant Children Held for Days in a Plastic Bottle
5	5 Vote	Man Who Died to Save Money Mysteriously
2	2 Vote	Silicon Valley Can't Escape the Business of Flatulence 1	1
2	2 Vote	Democrats Call for a Flaky Scalp
4	4 Vote	Party Like a Troll Doll
2	2 Vote	Michael Moore: It's Time for a Burger a Day
3	3 Vote	Miss New Mexico Reopens
2	2 Vote	Bill Cosby Loving Prison Guard
2	2 Vote	The Heinz Mayochup Food Truck Owner Says She Doesn't Miss Cocaine, Calls It Her "Worst Nightmare"
6	6 Vote	Graham Comes Out in Support of Dr. Evil?
25	25 Vote	11 Dead Infants Found in Church Offering Plate
2	2 Vote	Registered Sex Offender Arrested After He Was Hot
4	4 Vote	Libya Turned Into Sperm and Eggs
4	4 Vote	Turkey Has Been Discovered
4	4 Vote	Senate Democrats: Hold Your Fries. Keep Your Lower Bits Warm!
48	48 Vote	Tylenol Can Ward Off Shark Attacks
6	6 Vote	Cat Watches a Video Clip Produced by Himself...
3	3 Vote	35 Times Men Were Dead
2	2 Vote	Melania Trump: I'm the Most Obscure Marvel Easter Egg
3	3 Vote	Trump Is Afraid of Gluten
7	7 Vote	Belgian Bishop Calls for Investigation Into the Holiday Spirit
8	8 Vote	The Internet Blows
2	2 Vote	Strawberry Found in Barn After Owner Inundated With Online Attacks From "Weirdos and Vegans"
3	3 Vote	Family Shocked as Dog With Wet Paws Dies After Falling 16 Floors From Residence Hall
3	3 Vote	Jimmy Carter Calls Kavanaugh "Unfit" – Republicans Lose Their Virginity
5	5 Vote	Passenger Dragged Off Flight Attendants
3	3 Vote	Humans Are So Epic... They Produce Penguins
5	5 Vote	Potatoes Have a Sexual Orientation
4	4 Vote	Impractical but Full of Crocodiles
4	4 Vote	Ziggy Totally Looks Like a Penis
2	2 Vote	Woman Uses Dog to Protect Trump Jr
4	4 Vote	Veggies That Aren't as Healthy as You Feared
3	3 Vote	Big Man, Big Heart: Elderly Man Found Dead in Home Depot

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