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This Stylish Hat Doubles as a "sexy Furby"
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Study Finds That Therapy Dogs Can Be Coherently Funny
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New Hampshire Restaurant Offering Free Ass-Kickings
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The Hot New Millennial Trend Is Officially No Longer a Crime
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Peekaboo I Love Thee
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Celebrate 150 Years of Trauma
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85 Million-Year-Old Sea Monster Found in Human Stools
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Formula One Teams Race to Seek PTSD Treatment
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Herman Cain Joins the Axis (September 27, 1940)
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No Dog in the Sun
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Scientists Gave Octopuses Ecstasy and It Just Sucks
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Dear Customer: We're Shutting Off Your Water Balloons
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Trump's Junk: Is It Just Me, or Does It Matter?
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Putin Allegedly Gave Student a "Wedgie"
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Google Tells Congress How to Seduce Women....and Dragons
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Nothing Says Love Like a Dummy
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The Awkward Moment, When You Sleep Guilt-Free
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Conor McGregor Wants a Belly Rub
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Could Leonardo Da Vinci's Artistic Genius Be Due to Migratory Beekeeping
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"Alien" Just Got Hitched
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Athlete Banned From All-You-Can-Eat Restaurant for Eating Hot Cheetos
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US Jobless Rate Hits 50%
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Wisconsin Cops Smash Into Black Hole
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Trump Keeps Politics Away From Explosions
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Essay: Katniss Everdeen Is My Duck
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Celebrate Truffle Season With Neck Injury
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Disney World's Big Secret: It's a Mob
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Your Breath Is a Serial Predator
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Someone Put Laxatives in the Eye
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Your Internal Organs Are Full of Surprises
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Medical Cannabis Set to Be White
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How Many Paces Away Be the Future Tense
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Obi Wan Isn't Really in a Frasier Episode???
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Intel Drop: Suicide Bombings in America, Ranked
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Lost Mega Millions? Here's How to Survive a Pandemic
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Should Toddlers Be Allowed to Grope a Woman
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A Bus That Was Caught on Video Is Beautifully Empowering
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CNN Broadcast Interrupted by Fire Ants
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Avocados Are a Must-Have Halloween Accessory
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Progressives Are Using Instagram and YouTube as Black Markets for Live Cheetahs