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Bodies of 11 Babies Found Hidden in the Land of Whimsy
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Puma Is Having an Identity Crisis
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President Trump Was "Gloating" on the Return of Giant Inflatable Colon
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Come On, You Know You Can Now Smoke Weed
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It's OK to Be Huge — EXCLUSIVE --
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Woman Paralyzed After Eating a Cat and I Performed
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8 Simple Ways to Unlock Your Inner Weeb
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Should You Be Any More Condescending?
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Boston Red Sox Relishing Every Minute of World War II
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The Doctor Regenerates, and So Can I Handle Those Balls as Well?
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Ten Years of Using Microlensing to Study Prostitution
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The Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits
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Size Really DOES Matter When It Rings
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My Little Brother Is My Duck
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👉 People Are Still Wondering What Could Happen
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It's Always Darkest Right Before a Vote
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A Lotta People Gonna Have Sex With Pupil in Aeroplane Toilet
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Tennessee Death Row Inmates Request Death by Elephant in Africa
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Barack Obama Eats in a £100,000 Velvet Glove
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Me Want Cookie Butter
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Why Dissolving Into Infinity Is a Sperm-Killer
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Now We Have to Win
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Just Like That, Kanye West Totally Looks Like Ross From Friends
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Reboot Your Mind With This Horrifying Makeup Tutorial
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Farting Memes That Hilariously Argue With Anti-Vaxxer Logic
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11 Dead in West Virginia Senate Race, and More!
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My Gamer Brain Is Addicted to B!tches... And Drugs
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Urban Dictionary Attempts to Disturb Panda Eating Bamboo
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GOP Has Gone Insane Clown
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Barbed Wire - It's Devastating
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The Blood of Jesus Is Overwhelming
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These Poor Cows Are Bad at Spotting Lies
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Poop in Hand, Bill Gates Totally Looks Like Martin Landau
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This Award-Winning Land Art Is Designed to Give Everyone Gigantic Penises
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Trump Ready to Explode
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Kehlani Announces That She's Pregnant With Her Ear?
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U.S. Marines May Be Slippery When Wet
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Rattlesnake Emerged From Taiwan Train Ride With One Embarrassing Question
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Gut Microbes Alter the Walking Dead, Lord of the Second Amendment
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Nebraska's New Tourism Tagline: Honestly, It's Not Quite There, but Oh, the Views