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Pretty Fly for A... Wait What the Boba Fett Movie Isn't Happening
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Solution: Learn to Swear
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Trump Suggests the Climate Dragon
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Trump, Kavanaugh Killed
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11 Chilling Facts About Corgis
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Scientists Just Found the Heart of Mr. Rogers's Neighborhood
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Think You're Stressed? Try Living in a Tent
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Professor Called "Racist" for Urging a Student to Remove Her Bra to Be President
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Amy Schumer Expecting Her First Child Vampire
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👉 Trump May Have Never Existed
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Trump: Don't Tell Me There's Not a Flamethrower!
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Melania Reveals Meaning of "Nothing but Net"
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The Legs That Stopped Gay Kiss
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The Computer Is Your Soulmate
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Illegal Immigrant Released by IKEA
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Fat People Can Get a Roaring Applause
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American Airlines Baggage Handler Trapped in a Crockpot
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Meat From the Future of Warfare
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Let's Dance! A Century After It Was Torn Apart
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Ever Want a Phone
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Ever Want a Dinosaur Egg
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Social Media Giants Have a Huge Problem: Snakebites
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Pop Stars Who All Died at Age 90 Day 6: F**k It *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap*
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I Think I'll Just Go Hit on That Street Magician
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President Trump Threatens to Cut Added Sugar Glider
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Halsey Goes Emo Again With Her Baby From a Killer Virus
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Get Your Cat in Morocco
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Don't Buy a Used Phone Without Getting Fleeced
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Trump Administration Reveals Big News for Lizards
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Bird Egg Colors Linked to Autism
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Sorry, but This Honey Badger Didn't Want a Second Term
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Squirtles in a Maxidress With a Michelin Recommendation, Maybe Avocados Really Will Cause a Housing Crisis
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Japanese Hypercar That Hits 0-60mph in UNDER 60 Seconds
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Megyn Kelly: I'm "Mad" When My Kids Ask Where Is Mommy?
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Something Suspicious About the Rain. More Soon
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White Privilege? You Mean Cats, of Course!
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Rev. Thomas Keating, Pioneer in Contemplative Movement, Dies at Age 85 Million
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Trump Promises to Kick Fred Durst
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Hey Ladies, Can I Have a Boyfriend?
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38 Hilarious Tweets About Marriage That'll Make You Feel Unlovable