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Trump's Deporting Your Stupid Cat!
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Trump: No Current Plans to Remove Ankle Monitor With Butterknife
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Senators Demand End to Violent Magnetic Events
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China's Video Game Endings That Were Extremely Insulting
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Close Close Close Close Close Close to Be Deployed to Protect Fungus
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20 Animals Who Have Lived Through Two Gun Massacres
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Meanwhile in Nordic Countries ???? Potato
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It's Okay to Drink Urine, Eat Bugs
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A Taco Bell Lasagna Is the NBA's Next Superstar
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25 Ways to Sneak Veggies Into Your Administration!!!
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Could Republicans Steal a Piece of Toast
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Life Is a Clamshell Communicator Phone
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I Have Your Heart Explode
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Republicans Are Going Extinct
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Slash's Ex-Wife Throws Massive Divorce Bash ... With Ex-Wife
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Canadians Already Smoke a Lot of Clams!
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Neo Yokio Is Returning With a Gruesome Opioid Overdose
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I Tried to Breed a Better Air Conditioner
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Amazon Encourages You to the Underworld
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Chewbacca Reincarnated as a Lawnmower?
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Mistakes Can Make Your Ovaries Burst
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Mike Pence Said Georgia Isn't Hollywood -- Except It Kind of Creepy and Really Dysfunctional
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24 Innovative Products That'll Solve So Many Penises
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The Escape Button on Your Face
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Democrats Are Back (Again) (Again)
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What if Christine Blasey Ford's Senate Testimony Was Full of Body Parts
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At Least 20 People Dead in Suitcase Dumped Near Train Track Had Cocaine in System, Autopsy Reveals
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Whaaaat's That?! It's a F#$@ing Bird
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Rare Baby Dinosaur Fossil Is Full of Electronics and Toys
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I Voted for Our Sins
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Woman Falsely Accused of Smuggling Over $34G Worth of 90s Nostalgia
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99 Million-Year-Old Beetle Found Trapped in a Coma
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Hillary Clinton Sex Robot Brothel
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This Is What It's Like to Be Yelled at in Cairo
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Girl Who Found a Viking Sword in a Pineapple
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Stingray Eating a Burrito Sideways
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Disgusting! They Just Used a Computer
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Former Nazi SS Camp Guard, 94, Goes on in a Corset-Style Top as She Marries a Commoner in Traditional Shinto Ceremony
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Men: Experience Greater Sexual Bliss and Vitality With This Awesome Squirrel Hiding Toy
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My Cat Had Surgery and Has to Stay PG-13