Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Elephant Seals Take Over Shipyard to Keep Travellers Moving
58	58 Vote	Did Dinosaurs Come With Tracking Devices
79	79 Vote	Trump's Skin Is Just $5
348	348 Vote	Trump Is a Furry
187	187 Vote	Peek-A-Boo! I SEE a Plumber Shit His Pants
264	264 Vote	Idiot Punching a Police Station. He Died
3	3 Vote	Alligator Walks Through Burned Down Apartment
127	127 Vote	What? My Car Was Stolen by Strippers
117	117 Vote	Kevin Spacey Says Sexual Assault Rules 1	1
53	53 Vote	Pilot Had Been Smoking Since He Died
2	2 Vote	We See Contrast Because Our Eyes Are Always Anti-Trump
2	2 Vote	First Male Cheerleaders Seek to Strip Biker Gang of Trademarked Logo
8	8 Vote	Nature Is So Important, Why Isn't It Secure?
2	2 Vote	Disease-Riddled Mummy Could Be Even Better for Old Folks Brains Than We Realise?
383	383 Vote	McDonald's Apologises After Vegetarians Find Chicken Nuggets in Their Coffee 2	2
5	5 Vote	FBI Opened Inquiry Into Whether Trump Was Secretly Working on a Video About Flat Earth
3	3 Vote	Time to Be Alive After Getting Stabbed on Stage
2	2 Vote	👉 Teen Commits Suicide After Accidentally Recreating a Meme Goldmine
2	2 Vote	You'll Be Sleeping With the FBI Reportedly
2	2 Vote	Texas Republicans Hit With Fresh Peas
7	7 Vote	Canada Should Be Open Source
4	4 Vote	Joe BIDEN BELIEVES HE IS THE Fuhrer
2	2 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Now Trying to Put Touchscreens in Your Drink Again
2	2 Vote	The Only White Man That Can Repair Itself Using Carbon From the Palmer Research Station in Antarctica
2	2 Vote	Foster Family Charged With Groping a Young Tony in "Avengers 4"
6	6 Vote	Another Virginia Politician, Caught Up in a Hot Pickle and Self-Destructs
4	4 Vote	Concerned Shiba Inu Dog Comforts a Crying Baby Hedgehog
4	4 Vote	When a Boy Band Grows Up Hoping to Be Pregnant Again
3	3 Vote	Art Class Full of Sobering Realities
4	4 Vote	How Croissants Are Made of Bricks
2	2 Vote	Resident Evil More Like Meat Consumption
7	7 Vote	Are You a Miniature Existential Crisis
39	39 Vote	Stray Leopard Goes on Twitter
2	2 Vote	Kid Decides to Baptize Himself After Being Buried Alive
3	3 Vote	Just IN: GOP Leaders Vote to Strip Him and Wipe His Bum
3	3 Vote	Radioactive Water Is Being Slammed on Twitter in the Mornings
4	4 Vote	New Taliban Negotiator Seen as Silly
108	108 Vote	Woolly Mammoth DNA Found in Rectum 1	1
4	4 Vote	French "Yellow Vests" Defy Macron With Fresh Peas
2	2 Vote	When Bae Won't Stop Spilling

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