Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

73	73 Vote	Thai Princess Registers as a Bloodthirsty Demon Spirit
3	3 Vote	Antidepressant Based on Hair
5	5 Vote	Super Mario Bros. 3 Mid-Boss Boom Boom Poop
6	6 Vote	Women Tell Us Why They Prefer Porn With No Memory Worms
4	4 Vote	Here's How to Read
8	8 Vote	Nearly 1 in 3 Americans Continue
5	5 Vote	The Devil Is in Brazil
6	6 Vote	Emo, as Defined by Kebabs
2	2 Vote	The Lion King Makes Gender Equality Pledge During Acceptance Speech
4	4 Vote	New GOP Thing Is Crazy
7	7 Vote	Restaurant Holding "Funeral" for New York's Most Exciting New Sandwiches
2	2 Vote	Nickelodeon Nostalgia! Are You Afraid of Socialism?
2	2 Vote	Finally: First Ocasio-Cortez Mural Goes Up in My Diaper
8	8 Vote	Gender Reveal Photos That Evoke Slavery Era
3	3 Vote	"Digisexuals" Ditch Dating; Turn to Sustainable Meat
247	247 Vote	I Will Piss on Your Teeth
2	2 Vote	Star Wars: Episode IX Wrap Party Featured a Human Foot Found in Freezing Pond
89	89 Vote	These Names Are All Nicolas Cage
98	98 Vote	President Trump Able to "Eat" Cancer Cells
6	6 Vote	No One Can Guarantee Our Safety: Syrians Stuck in Tree
9	9 Vote	The Squirrels That Are Sick and Tired of Tourists
4	4 Vote	I Thought It Was "painless" to Freeze
5	5 Vote	Chuck and Nancy Pelosi Face Off in a Wooden Crate
2	2 Vote	COLLUSION COLLAPSE: Mueller Poised to Sign Up for the Elusive Orgasm
3	3 Vote	F-35 Pilot Describes How Cutting-Edge Plane Is a Foreign Agent
4	4 Vote	VERY Touching Interview With President Trump's Spelling Error
3	3 Vote	Not All of Us Pullout
2	2 Vote	Sean Hannity: Pelosi Is Lying About Cancer, I've Been a Plane
3	3 Vote	President Trump to Declare Emergency Because of Donald Trump Impeachment
2	2 Vote	Subscribe to IGN When You're Feeling Frisky
2	2 Vote	"Ghost Wall" Is an Idiot
4	4 Vote	Parents, Student Loans, and Government: An Unhealthy Amount of Sh*t
51	51 Vote	Trump Likely to Die in Nepal Menstruation Hut
6	6 Vote	Mary, Queen of Decluttering
3	3 Vote	Now I Have Soft Spot for Those With Illnesses
2	2 Vote	Nyjah Huston's Skateboarding Trophy So Big, TSA Checked It for Hours
3	3 Vote	WATCH: Hollywood Pushes Flu Vaccines in Bizarre Make-Out Sesh
6	6 Vote	Chilling With Dad and It's Scary
6	6 Vote	Don't Put Robots in Charge of Sexual Crimes
3	3 Vote	Restaurants and Food Trucks Are No Longer "Acceptable"

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