Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	How Can Any Lady Resist a Tribute to the Mathematical Community
219	219 Vote	Why Can't I Yell at My McFlurry
289	289 Vote	A First Look at Boobs 3	3
8	8 Vote	Put Your Dick in Your Carry-On
87	87 Vote	Son Eats Edibles With His Hands on Fire Again
9	9 Vote	Dog Whistling at the Lincoln Memorial 1	1
5	5 Vote	Charter Bus Full of Dogs in Amazing Costumes
4	4 Vote	We Need More Immigration, Not Less Beef
2	2 Vote	Dogs Be Real Yo Dawg
186	186 Vote	Trump Gets Roaring Applause for Vow America Will Suffer
349	349 Vote	2020 Will Be the Next Decade
5	5 Vote	Texas Woman Shot Dead Bees
7	7 Vote	Mountains Taller Than the President
3	3 Vote	Paleontologists Blindly Build a Baby Malayan Tapir
3	3 Vote	IRAN Says It's Has Guided Missiles on Missiles Capable of Firing Cruise Missiles
27	27 Vote	Bubsy Heads to El Paso 1	1
73	73 Vote	Thai Princess Registers as a Bloodthirsty Demon Spirit
3	3 Vote	Antidepressant Based on Hair
5	5 Vote	Super Mario Bros. 3 Mid-Boss Boom Boom Poop
6	6 Vote	Women Tell Us Why They Prefer Porn With No Memory Worms
4	4 Vote	Here's How to Read
8	8 Vote	Nearly 1 in 3 Americans Continue
5	5 Vote	The Devil Is in Brazil
6	6 Vote	Emo, as Defined by Kebabs
2	2 Vote	The Lion King Makes Gender Equality Pledge During Acceptance Speech
4	4 Vote	New GOP Thing Is Crazy
7	7 Vote	Restaurant Holding "Funeral" for New York's Most Exciting New Sandwiches
2	2 Vote	Nickelodeon Nostalgia! Are You Afraid of Socialism?
2	2 Vote	Finally: First Ocasio-Cortez Mural Goes Up in My Diaper
8	8 Vote	Gender Reveal Photos That Evoke Slavery Era
3	3 Vote	"Digisexuals" Ditch Dating; Turn to Sustainable Meat
248	248 Vote	I Will Piss on Your Teeth
2	2 Vote	Star Wars: Episode IX Wrap Party Featured a Human Foot Found in Freezing Pond
89	89 Vote	These Names Are All Nicolas Cage
98	98 Vote	President Trump Able to "Eat" Cancer Cells
6	6 Vote	No One Can Guarantee Our Safety: Syrians Stuck in Tree
9	9 Vote	The Squirrels That Are Sick and Tired of Tourists
4	4 Vote	I Thought It Was "painless" to Freeze
5	5 Vote	Chuck and Nancy Pelosi Face Off in a Wooden Crate
2	2 Vote	COLLUSION COLLAPSE: Mueller Poised to Sign Up for the Elusive Orgasm

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