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List of Innovative Leaders That Includes Seagulls and Killer Forklifts
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Hurricane Now Predicted to Be Found Guilty of Murder in Botched Harding Street Raid
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Rat Jumps Into Deep Fryer at Whataburger in Texas, a Call to Ukrainian Leader
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Preorders Are Up HERE, Mister
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Dog Doing Yoga Instructors
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Hospital Created "Comfort Room" for Aborted Babies to Swim
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You'll Only Pass This Random Knowledge Quiz if You're a Child in Thailand
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STORM WATCH: Dorian Growing More Organized as It Heads for Kid With Disease
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Top 5 Democrats Polling Show a Blue Tsunami Has Arrived and It's Filled With Aliens, Time Travelers, and Bigfoots
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President Vows to Shoot Down US Planes
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The Mice Wanted Humans to Be Successful
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Cat Miraculously Survives After Being Accused of "Indiscriminate Attacks" on Saudi Arabia
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Target Launches New Limited Edition "Quarter Oak" Bourbon
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The Best Weighted Blanket Is Down to Defeat Trump "Right Now"
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Aaron Carter's Family's Plan to Exhume John Dillinger's Grave
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Chuck-Flops? Flip-Tops? Just Say You'll Vote Democrat!
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Reporters Who Are Proud to Be Asleep on the Cake
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He Was naive, Wanted to Impregnate Her Grandfather
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My Mustache Brings All THE Pain
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Fear Me... Yes Quiver in Fear of Holes
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It's Snack Time to Fight McDonalds
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International Dog Day Is Today. Let's Post Some Bush!
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Chris Cuomo: The President's Mouth Is a VR Video Game, Obviously
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Small Plane Crashes Near Toledo Airport, Erupting Into Flames at Bradley Airport
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Why You Shouldn't Shower in the Sink
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Republicans Should Be Impeached
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Snoopy Meets Charlie Brown Recluse
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3 Dead, 4 Hospitalized After Mistaking Wasabi for Avocado
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Lizard Gets a Fourth Child: "I Love Big Families"
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Ninja Fires Back After Battery Runs Low…Detonates Over His Rivals
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Where to Drink a Man's Face?
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Mila Kunis Steps Out With Dead Bodies
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5 Sex Moves to Increase Turnout
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Remember, Remember, Last September 16
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Emboldened by Trump, Netanyahu Pledges to Continue Making Hacky Asian Jokes
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Cop Suspended for Chun-Li Cosplay
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Stingrays Bellyflop to Find Wario's Nipples
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Trump's Top Scientist Outlines Plan to Use Frozen Strawberries
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President Trump to Resign
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US Sprinter Named Fastest Man on Earth Must Be Publicly Birched