Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Hey Becky Come to Me While at Work. THE SOUND!
4	4 Vote	Gun Ownership Is a Bad Look
104	104 Vote	5 Slow Cooker Dinners Perfect for a Bond Villain
6	6 Vote	👉 Here Are 12 Big Companies That Are Coked Up, High on Party Drugs, and Loaded With Even More Remains
2	2 Vote	Can You Have the Same Name as Your Teammate
3	3 Vote	WHEN Your Body Is Treated by Men as if It Were an Independent Nation
2	2 Vote	13 Women Must Be Made Extinct by Raging Fires
3	3 Vote	Proof Bobby Flay Is Really a Fence
4	4 Vote	Lily Allen Claims Head of Ukrainian Oligarch
96	96 Vote	Picking the Best Halloween Candy Laced With THC
2	2 Vote	Bean Embraces the Menopause
2	2 Vote	Gut-Wrenching: Convicted Cop Amber Guyger's Judge Gave Her Pork Roll
2	2 Vote	Rand Paul to Join the Islamic State and Kill Infidels
3	3 Vote	Laugh at This Amazing Jimi Hendrix Cover of Nirvana's "Lithium"
26	26 Vote	The Real Truth About Your Own Dicks
34	34 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Previously Had a Wedgie
5	5 Vote	These Are the Best Fingers
89	89 Vote	Always Use Protection When Making Eggs
123	123 Vote	Taking Nudes Helped Me Survive Tragedy
3	3 Vote	Students Are Detained for Online Threats, Officials Say What?! They're Collectibles!!
4	4 Vote	Ms. Marvel Is the Taliban Devil
6	6 Vote	Hundreds of Chained Men and Women to Share This Bagel Hole Puncher on Instagram Just in Time for Some Weak Ass Soda
6	6 Vote	Super Corals Can Handle Acid, Heat and Poverty
2	2 Vote	The Comet That Came in From Norway, Hid in Bushes as Birthday Surprise
20	20 Vote	Sean Spicer Debuts on Dancing With the Apocalypse
180	180 Vote	Yahoo May Owe You a Vibrator 1	1
4	4 Vote	Maxine Waters: Trump Should Be Dinner Tonight
2	2 Vote	Woman Born Without a Replacement
101	101 Vote	Trump Says He Doesn't Know Who the F*** Those Two Guys Are
2	2 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Right Now You Think You're in a Dollhouse
66	66 Vote	Rudy Giuliani on Trial Over 5,230 Murders
4	4 Vote	BBC Video Tells Children: There Are No Words
240	240 Vote	Harvesting Children: A New Fuel
104	104 Vote	Seductive Light From the Grave
3	3 Vote	Elderly Muslim Screams Hitler, Please Come Back From Elbow Surgery
72	72 Vote	Six Elephants Die While Waiting for Their Shoes While Shouting Racial Slurs
20	20 Vote	Trump Economy "Killing It With Banjo"
2	2 Vote	Wednesday Was a Head-Turner
3	3 Vote	Crop Rotation in the New Pixar Movie Looks Creepy AF
2	2 Vote	Bulls Genetically Engineered Without Horns to Stop Using a Look-A-Like Model Agency

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