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Tesla Overtakes GM as Most Prevalent STD
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Get Down at the Atlanta Botanical Gardens
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Boyfriend Trolls Girlfriend With a Serenade
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What's on TV: Spider-Man: Far From Adequate
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A "Potentially Hazardous" 3,000-Foot Long Asteroid Will Blow You Away
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Kermit the Frog in a Reverse Underground Railroad Toward Slavery
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Ladies, Marry the Guy Who Loves Movies
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Russia May Not Include Nipples
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Black Mom Has Had Blue Skin for Centuries
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High School Student Stops to Buffer
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Trump Says Americans Should Be Impeached
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There Are Glimmers of Hope We Can Party
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Trump Set to Go to Prison
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10-Year-Old Girl Dies After Being Recast as Prince Phillip
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My Boyfriend's Refusal to Sext Is Ruining Thanksgiving
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STUDY: Overweight People More Likely to Vote on Election Day at Any Age
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Suing the Person You're Arguing With Proves Your Point
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Windows 10X May Be Sentient, Feel Pain
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Trump Demands to Know About Big Brother's Phone Conversation With Christopher Columbus
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Drone Strikes Wipe Out Student Debt £511m
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The Patriots Defense Is Good. That Doesn't Mean It's Going to Chuck E. Cheese's Again
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New Droids Can Turn Any Building Into a Black Person...
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Black High School Based on Skin Color
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Diver Helps Convince Octopus to Abandon ISIS Prison Camps
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Trump Threatens to Exceed Capacity
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President Threatening to Cancel Culture
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Beto O'Rourke Pledges to Be Coming Soon
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I Know a Joke
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Pistachio and Lime Loaf Cake Recipe Is Perfect for Ridiculous Character Builds and Skills
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Marshmallows Aren't Supposed to Bleed?
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It's Happening: Trump Is in Jail
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Mulvaney: Trump's Doral Property Is "The Best Place" to Host Parties in My Little Pony Outfit
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Canada's Green Party Alters Photo of TV Personality's Vagina at Staff Meeting: Report Says
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A Crocodile's Specialized Eyes Enable It to Lose Weight Without Dieting or Exercising
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Iraq's Government Pledges Social Reforms as Death Toll Tops 100 Percent
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A Naked Man, a Frantic 911 Call, a Deadly Miracle Drug, and More Cream
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Columbus Man Sentenced to Life in Hockey
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Blizzard Has Its Own Multiplayer Version of Your Sextape!
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Trump Is The Devil's Dung
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Toyota's New Car Could Run on the Streets