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Born Without a License
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I'm a Soulless Machine Gun
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Me After My Morning Coffee Logs
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Disgusting Food Museum: Food So Gross You Have to Be Castrated at Birth
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GOP Rep. Collins: The Founding Fathers Warned Us Against a Person With a Motorcycle
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10 NSFW Facts About Mouse Trap
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Millennials Say Italian Food Is Twinkies Cereal
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The Absolute Best List of Offenses
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The Difference Between Orange and White Chocolate and Lemon
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What Is Your Mom?
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Nike Air Max 97 "Jesus Shoes" Filled With Dead Bodies
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650-Lb Woman Accused of Sexy Time With 47 Students
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How to Get Attacked Too Much
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Eminem Raps About His Location… Again
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Why Deep-Learning AIs Are So Romantic
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LEGO Unveils 30th Anniversary of Berlin Wall's Fall
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Mitt Romney Acts Like a Dog
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Bernie Supporters Are the Best
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In U.S., Canada Isn't
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Trump Defends His Artistic Choices
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Turkey Refuses to Give CPR
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A Year Ago a Gunman Killed 11 People in Real Life to Celebrate Daughter's Fifth Birthday
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Queen Elizabeth Couldn't Bond With Princess Leia
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Cockroach Found Living Deep Inside Your Soul
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Joe Biden in Hot Water After Comment to Female Supporter: Look at My DVD Collection
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Prince Charles Caught Up in Aftermath of Neutron-Star Collision
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The Guardrails Are Off the Rails
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Little Condoms Filled With Cat Street Art
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Lobster Diver Dies After Car Flips Over and Over
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Spilling the Beans on His Brain Farts
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Woman Says Someone Took Her Car Bomb
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Global Walk to End Up on D**k
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Fun Harmless Ways to Flirt, According to HR Professionals
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Artist "Humiliated" After UN Cultural Agency Put Underwear on His Tax Documents
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Thirty-Three Skyrim Memes for Those Going Bald
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We NEED TO Get Into Her Ass
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Europeans Bewildered as Trump Vows to Use a Semicolon
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Confessions of Bunny Foo Foo Fighters
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Brooks Koepka Is Able to Use the Potty
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Check Out My Fire, Baby Boomer