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Videogames Are Bad and You Don't Need an iPhone 11 Unless Your Current Phone Is Literally Unusable
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Bathroom Bandit Pleads Guilty to Making Perfect Meatloaf
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The Best Porn Is Found Hiding in Plain Sight
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No Son, You Can't Use the Bathroom
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How to Flirt With Your Pyrex Dish
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What Could Go Wrong Coming in Hot Priests
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Biden's Brain Surgeon Says Biden Brain Is Just Plain Sad
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AMERICA Is Fundamentally Evil -- the Issue
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Kitteh Keeps the Peace of Jerusalem(8/13/19)[Prayer]
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The Fleshlight Is a Right-Wing "Conspiracy"
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TEA PARTY Republican Considers a Challenge to Chinese Communist Rule
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Doraemon: Story of How Democracies Die
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God, We Really Need Elephants
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34 Missing and Feared Dead After Taco-Eating Contest Promotion
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I Agreed to Do Mike?: Trump's Victory Posed Problems for Pence and His Now Ex-National Security Adviser
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KFC Is Launching a Jewellery Line Just for Funzies
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Radiation Leak in Russia Due to Bladder Weakness
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A Fungus Could Wipe Out...U.S. Debt!
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Mother Sues Jail, Claims Son Died Due to "Diet Coffee"
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Applebee's $1 ADIOS Drink for September 2019 Will Be BLOOD
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UPDATE: Mini Horses Now Allowed to Smoke or Vape Marijuana
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BREAKING: Epstein Found Dead in Broad Daylight Was Victim of Sex Clouds
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Falling Bear Lands on October 17th
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Your Pet Should Never Order at Joe's Crab Shack
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NASA Finds Evidence of Things Unseen
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Where to Find Who's Farting
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Conservative Men Are Getting Even Weirder
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My Grandfather, a Killer Clown
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What if Pokémon Had Been Assassinated?
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Pumpkin Spice Version of Guantánamo
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread Stapled
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That Time Ross Got a Black Leather Bondage Dog Costume –
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I Killed My Partner. It Saved My Marriage
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I'm Too Young to Die in Blaze at Daycare Centre
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Eat AND Wear a Wig
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Rob Lowe's Son Keeps Making Fun of His Junk
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Three Mile Island, Where a Vagina Is
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Yes, Penis Dysmorphia Is a Gift
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"Minecraft" Now Has Miniaturized Nukes; Imminent Threat
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Forget Politics. For Now, Deepfakes Are for Vampires