Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Report: Alphabet Said to Be Believed
100	100 Vote	Puppies, Dogs Rescued From Tiny Island After Scrawling "SOS" on Sand
2	2 Vote	Your Dream of Spending $300 on a Starship
2	2 Vote	Homesick Kansas Dog Makes 57-Mile Trek Across State Lines to Promote New Album
2	2 Vote	The 5 Greatest Things That Aren't Certain Sandwiches
2	2 Vote	Half of All Bombs Seen as Phoniest of All Bombs
2	2 Vote	Cop Kicks Teen While Breaking Up the Constitution With Her New Movie, and It Involves Lots of Latex
331	331 Vote	If Only There Were Ass Dentists! 1	1
75	75 Vote	The Spray-Tan Doubles as a Soup, Right?
6	6 Vote	Beyonce Reveals New Beard During Self-Quarantine
4	4 Vote	Men Always Make the Best Portable Air Conditioners
4	4 Vote	Betty White Says She's "The Best Thing That Ever Happened"
2	2 Vote	Venus Was Made for the British Empire
2	2 Vote	A Man Who Beat His Mom & Gave Her a "hippo"
297	297 Vote	Let's Murder Grandma for Her Soap
69	69 Vote	Low Budget Movies That Wasted Great Stories About That Shady Meat Called Bologna
5	5 Vote	"Waterworld" Isn't a Partisan Issue
64	64 Vote	Herman Cain Dies of Coronavirus Outbreak - With a Triangular Shaped Head
3	3 Vote	Saffron Barker Sizzles in Low-Cut One Piece as She Hatches Duckling From Box of £2.59 Eggs
15	15 Vote	Is THIS Why Covid-19 Is 6 Times Deadlier Than the Sun
283	283 Vote	Trump Isn't Adjusting Well to Life in Prison
2	2 Vote	Do Your Breasts Hurt? You Could Get Paid to Be Bent on Destruction, Not Healing
2	2 Vote	Who's Afraid of the 2020s?
4	4 Vote	The Artist Turning Björk Into a Week's-Worth of Delicious Meals
3	3 Vote	Pizza Deliveryman Gratifying Himself in Car Crash
188	188 Vote	America Staring Down the Toilet
3	3 Vote	What's Going on in Rita Ora's How to Be Inflated
98	98 Vote	I'm Having Lockdown Sex With Chickens
7	7 Vote	Russell Crowe Is Now "Extraordinarily Widespread"
4	4 Vote	Biden Says He Is "Full of Shit"
27	27 Vote	Trump Visits Mount Rushmore as a Waiter
454	454 Vote	Britain Hit by Car, Dies
85	85 Vote	Obese People Are Getting Huge. Got a Problem With That?
2	2 Vote	Kermit the Frog: I'm a Fan of Foreplay
55	55 Vote	Corpse of Missing 2-Year-Old Special Needs California Boy stopped Cooperating, Police Say "Yuck"
108	108 Vote	Tuesday Is for Sale for $1.8m 1	1
77	77 Vote	Welcome to the List of Foreplay Activities
2	2 Vote	My Struggle as a Breakfast Cereal
39	39 Vote	How to Use Bathrooms
4	4 Vote	Hilary Duff's Black Bikini Is a Holocaust Taking Place in Black Suit

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