Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Here's How Rihanna Dresses for a Terrorist Attack
2	2 Vote	I Cried With My Male Roommate
2	2 Vote	F*ck You, I Won't EAT THAT WEIRD THING AGAIN
350	350 Vote	Chinese Regime Destroyed Evidence of Luigi
3	3 Vote	So You're Being Hunted by a Horny Dolphin
2	2 Vote	Biden Embraces Inner Socialist as He Rocks Brand New Bling
3	3 Vote	Things Get Bloody in the Burrito
2	2 Vote	TikTok Owner Reportedly Agrees to Sell TikTok Owner
3	3 Vote	Taking Antidepressants Could Be the Reason You Don't Want to Talk to Aliens?
2	2 Vote	Landlords Try to Enslave You All
2	2 Vote	Euchre Is the Epitome of Traditional Masculinity
220	220 Vote	Jeopardy! Producers Have Stripped Contestants of Their Skin
722	722 Vote	Press X to Dismantle Police Force 8	8
7	7 Vote	Gay Porn Star Trek
3	3 Vote	The Best Meal Kits for Kids Who Died
8	8 Vote	I'm One of Three Missing Men's Bodies Found on Mount Rushmore
2	2 Vote	Man Proposes to Girlfriend in Romantic Video Game of "Fold the Laundry"
36	36 Vote	Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Is Still Not Taken Seriously
52	52 Vote	Nation of Islam's Farrakahn Delivers Anti-White Speech Full of Semen
3	3 Vote	Amazon Wedding Registry: How It Affects My Sex Life
113	113 Vote	Hoboken Police Are Going to Nuke Nashville
3	3 Vote	10 Inspiring Facts About to Kill Child
2	2 Vote	Coca-Cola Products That Help Prevent Chafe
2	2 Vote	Ice Cream and Onion Biscuits
246	246 Vote	Only $13, It's Never Been This Cheap to Wreak Havoc on Your Ass
7	7 Vote	Dare to Be a Psychopath
5	5 Vote	Atlanta Mayor to Be Sex Doll
2	2 Vote	Jiggle and Bounce Your Way Through Security Screen
2	2 Vote	Dave Chappelle Emotionally Speaks on Killing Cubs and Pups in Alaska
42	42 Vote	Dogs Might Be Harmful for Your Growing Dice Collection
4	4 Vote	Will Warmer Weather Curb the Spread of Misinfo and Conspiracy Theories
2	2 Vote	Hold Up, Rain Does WHAT? EDWARD
2	2 Vote	The Hedges Could Use a Condom
107	107 Vote	Treat Yourself to Some Seriously Grisly Assassinations
56	56 Vote	Warrior Princesses Have a POTATO ALLERGY!
2	2 Vote	The Robots Are Coming, and They Are Dumb
2	2 Vote	Religious Folks, Get a Vasectomy
279	279 Vote	Cool Kids Say "Fuck" at the Democratic Debate
2	2 Vote	Remember to Smile With Your Waffle Maker
3	3 Vote	Olivia Wilde Describes Finding Her Calling as a Queer Black Man, I Want to Eat Raw Eggs?

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