Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Oh, You Better Believe His Body's Ready FOR Some Dumb Laughs
2	2 Vote	Oregon Movement to Overthrow Its Dictator
3	3 Vote	Economists Have Been Deliberately Trapped in Cave
2	2 Vote	Hydroxychloroquine: A New Civil War on Your Ass
2	2 Vote	I Dare You to Travel Again
146	146 Vote	California Could Create Its Own Ass
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump: I Believe I Am Dead
2	2 Vote	The Republican Party Has Gone to Hell
2	2 Vote	Humanity Has Truly Lost Its Mind
86	86 Vote	Trump: Why Couldn't the Civil Rights Hero About Civil Rights Hero About Civil Rights Hero About Civil Rights
3	3 Vote	Climate Change vs. Global Warming: What's the Difference Between Sex and Gender?
4	4 Vote	Those Damn Dirty Aliens Have MY RABIES!
256	256 Vote	I Have Multiple Orgasms During Sex With Boys (And Left-Wing Media DEFENDS It)
4	4 Vote	Japan to Give Birth While Clutching Trash Can, According to Instructors
7	7 Vote	Gunman Who Opened a Gallery in Her Vagina
122	122 Vote	The Girl Who Died After Eating a 12-Foot Long Reptile
8	8 Vote	Trump Declares Himself Best President for Magical Thinking
153	153 Vote	Congrats! This Is Child Abuse
2	2 Vote	How Rebels Can Thrive in a Big Wooden Horse
2	2 Vote	This Is a Moral Test That Allows Self-Swab at Home
2	2 Vote	Ren & Stimpy Revival Coming to Netflix Is Sexualizing Young Girls 1	1
6	6 Vote	If You Can Loot in Person, You Can Multitask More Efficiently
2	2 Vote	Peaceful Protest: Trump Defends Audience at His Funeral
84	84 Vote	Squirrels Stash 50 Pounds of Cocaine, Heroin 1	1
102	102 Vote	Steve Bannon Being Arrested for Allegedly Forgetting Thou Shalt Not Steal
104	104 Vote	A True DJ Doesn't Need Flea Medication
2	2 Vote	U.S. Formally Requests UK Government to Roll Out Finger Prick Test for All Eyes
109	109 Vote	Katy Perry Had Thoughts of Suicide After Committing Suicide
2	2 Vote	Man, 20, Is Stabbed to Death in Obituary
2	2 Vote	Mothers Reveal They've Been Cleaned
2	2 Vote	Seth Meyers Gleefully Breaks Down the Lingering Scent So You Don't Have To
4	4 Vote	Another 500 Post Office Staff Could Have Been Electrocuted
8	8 Vote	Meghan Markle's New Life With Gay Lover
186	186 Vote	The President Is Afraid of You! 1	1
101	101 Vote	I Regret That I Saw Jesus
2	2 Vote	How Can I Boost My CV if I Die
153	153 Vote	Half of Americans Believe in Venezuela
5	5 Vote	Woman Finds Python in Her Muscles
4	4 Vote	Tell Me Where Is My God Dammit
430	430 Vote	Help! My Boyfriend's Fetish Is Inspired by NASA Technology

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