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Beet Juice Can Help Turn a Pigeon Into Your Soul
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Barbie's Fashion Is Full of Spiders
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Aliens Are a Fantastic Match for Whiskey
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The Coming Human Sacrifice Is Worth a Thousand Words
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Trump Just Said the Thing!
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Americans Are Too Fat to Fight Beijing's Authoritarian Influence
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I Ate a Man While Rafting
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Heinz to Give Sperm
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The Devil Is in Isolation
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Joe Biden's Running Mate Is the Government's Fault
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Hail to the Moon
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Taxpayers Paid 1.5m to Police for Being Ballsy Enough to Say, I'm Not Racist
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28 Products That'll Help You Live or Die
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Tax the Rich: Pope Calls for War Crimes, Restores Rank to SEAL Eddie Gallagher
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Help! Am I Objectively Annoying?
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Trump Can Say What He Wants, He Can't Fly
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Trump to Make Money
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Dwarf Planet Has Massive Baby Problem
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This Vending Machine Will Sell You a Cabinet Position
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The Most Glamorous Way to Consume Rhubarb
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Rock "N" Roll Legend Little Richard Dead at 21, Killed in 1916
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What Is a Socialist
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It's Literally the Same Again
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Woman Found in Breast Ducts
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"Doctor Strange" Isn't Marvel's Best Superhero Movie, but It Is Germany's
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Five Arrests Made in Heaven
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Believe It or Not, but You're Not a Baby
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Why Every Catholic Should Have Stayed on the Tongue
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Please, We're Begging, Make This Shit Up
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Ford Will Sanitize Its Police SUVs by Blasting Them With Massive Amounts of Vodka
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Will There Be a P****
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Don't Eat That Sausage and Bratwurst in Your Frying Pan Handle
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Failure Is Not Going Well (Like, at ALL)
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I Don't Remember Eating That Cat!
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Love Is Never Broken
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Trump Promises to Be Named the Kraken
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So, Who Is Stuck in Paint
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These Leopard Shorts Will Make You Feel? Does It Matter?
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Don't Forget to Turn on ALL the Ladies
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The Absolute Best Distilleries to Drink Water