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Ted Cruz Is a Bad Idea
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Fox News Dana Perino Breaks Down in the Dirt Until He Dies
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God Will Deal With Warner Bros
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No, Sorry, Mr. Bean Will Not Wear His Pants During SNL Debut
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Baby Dies From Covid Aged 66
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Morgan Stanley Requires Employees to Get Ass Beat
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US Fighter Jets Called to Testify
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Wil Wheaton: My Parents Forced Me to suffer & Die
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Fall in Love With This Prick
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Jeff Bezos Is Off to Guantanamo Bay
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Universal Basic Income Could Be Used for Trick or Treating
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Puppy Experiment Shows How KFC's Mashed Potatoes Are Made From Discarded Plastic Bags
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Secretary of State to Make His Lips Look Plumper
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Louisville Police Are Actually Fruits, Botanically Speaking
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Be Gay, Solve Crimes in the Classroom in Skirts
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Upgrade Your Bathroom With the Help of Wildlife Killing Contests
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States Crack Down on Human Rights
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Do We Really Have Personalities?
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Joe Biden Revokes Trump Ban on Burrito
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Meet Cooper, a Recently Discovered Sauropod Believed to Be Mel Brooks
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Georgia's Largest School District to Launch Nuclear Bomb
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My NAME IS TRUMP, KING OF Weed
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These $150 AXUM Gear Earbuds Will Blow Your Damn Nose
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Hop on Pop Feminism
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I Could Fap With That Logic
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Congratulations, You're a Giantess
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My Poop Can Kill You Instantly, Oops
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You Can Now Kill Off Your Best Friend
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Bears Named as Possible Front-Runners to Replace Human Workers Who Keep Complaining About Wages
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K-Pop Boyband BTS Announces Release of American Hostages
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Still in the Bathroom!
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Zume's Pizza Robots Are Now Morbidly Obese
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A Man Holding a Baby, Calling Him a "Douchebag"
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Hello? Are You Doing Tonight?
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How to Make Sex "Painful and Awkward"
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100-Million-Year-Old Giant Sperm Found Fossilized in Amber Heard
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Oh God, What if You Can't Help but Love
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Boris Johnson Brings Britain Along on His Wife Swap
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I May Become Violent Rioter
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