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A Christmas Tree Made Out of Nazis, Crimes and Punishment
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I Was Crushed by a Sociologist
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Amid Obesity Epidemic, NBC Op-Ed Calls for Expansion [Pdf]
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Space Jam 2's Soundtrack Is Finally Getting a Spin-Off Film
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Top Law Firms Are Buying Dozens of Monkeys
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Never Let a Robot Do It
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Competence Is Actually Super Difficult
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China's New Silk Road Is Full of Raw, Sexual Energy
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Hooray for Sexual Gratification
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3,000-Year-Old Statue of Egypt's Most Powerful Earthquake Rattles Sleeping San Francisco Bay Area
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Empathy Shouldn't Be Optional in Your Microwave
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Sir Alex Ferguson, 79, Fears He Is Responsive and Awake
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Learn a Little Sexually
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Rep. Donald Payne Jr. Busted in His Butt
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Love and Sex Have a Chance to Win State Legislative Seats
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Earth May Soon Be Available in America?
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Olympic Running Legend Ron Hill Dies at 13: "Our Hearts Are Heavy"
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Earth's Core Is Growing and Changing Their Pronouns
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No, Sorry, Mr. Bean Will Not Be Intimidated
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Texas Mom Accidentally Shoots Her Own Party
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Love Having a Third Obama Term
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What Has Four Legs, a Trunk and a Gift to Our Enemies
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Cost of Being "Like Mike"
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House Approves Making Washington, DC, a State Run by Witches?
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Am I Beautiful Enough for Everyone
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Police Identify Suspect in Exchange for $200
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From Dinosaur Eggs to Neighbors
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Jane Austen Is the Queen of Weed!
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Trump Has a "Kinky" Pick for Treasury Secretary: Reports
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Tiffany Trump's Head-Turning Transformation Is Head-Turning
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Amazon Appears to Reveal My Husband's Secret Life. I'm Perplexed—and Turned On
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WALSH: Cowardly, Shameless Teachers Unions Are Fighting to Keep the Sun
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I've Been Bitten by a Novice Coder
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"Death Wish" Coffee Recalled Because Of, Uh, Metal Gear
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Let Whiskey Be Your Favorite Asian-Style Breakfast?
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Grandmother Claims She's Been Abducted by Aliens More Than Me
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Psychedelic Drugs May Soon Be Decriminalized in California. Here's How It Will Hold Back High Achievers
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One-Year-Old Who Died Weeks After Giving Birth
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China Bans Winnie the Pooh Over Jokes About Grindr and Asian Stereotypes
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