Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

joshuamilo

Voted Headlines

237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
96	96 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
98	98 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
149	149 Vote	What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names 1	1
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
164	164 Vote	Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
98	98 Vote	Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
321	321 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2