Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

joshuamilo

Voted Headlines

134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
339	339 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat