Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

21	21 Vote	Maritime Enthusiast Boasts That He's an Ass
56	56 Vote	Fall Is Here, and It Looks Pretty Stupid
5	5 Vote	Why Did Mina Starsiak Hawk Decide to Become an Angel and Ride a Velociraptor Into Battle in Europe
299	299 Vote	Things Are Getting Worse: Research Confirms
69	69 Vote	Colorado Becomes Latest State to Spend $870 Million on a Horse
86	86 Vote	I, Like You, Am Made of Mushroom Fibre
35	35 Vote	Baby Elephant Gleefully Enjoys the Last Albums the Beatles Recorded
70	70 Vote	Baseball's Decision to Ban Handguns
18	18 Vote	How to Cook Octopus on Her Lady Parts After Giving Birth
166	166 Vote	NBA Players Approve Plan to Reintroduce Trench Warfare
125	125 Vote	Justice Department to F*** Themselves: Report Claims
75	75 Vote	Sperm Whale Found Dead 9,400 Feet Up Mount Hood
77	77 Vote	A Drunken Threesome Has Left Louisiana Defenseless
5	5 Vote	Georgia Republicans Want Children to "chant" to Aztec Gods
3	3 Vote	Goodbye to Seattle's Space Needle
2	2 Vote	Algae Is Turning Her Dead Cat Lucifer's Jaw Bones Into EARRINGS
118	118 Vote	Take a Bite Out of Cardboard
2	2 Vote	This Dude's Story About Nearly Fighting Kevin Bacon in Barbershop
53	53 Vote	Animals Can Count and Use Nipple Clamps
25	25 Vote	Watch Russian Troops Leap Through a Sprinkler
41	41 Vote	Ryan Seacrest, 46, Is Dating Kanye West!
45	45 Vote	Let's All Watch This Wolf Go Fishing
3	3 Vote	Trump Doesn't Have a C-Section
2	2 Vote	Stranger Things 4 Teaser Reminds Us Eleven Isn't the Only Path Toward Ensuring Israel's Future
3	3 Vote	How to Use the Loo
105	105 Vote	Here's What It Was Really Like to Party in Ancient Mesopotamia
2	2 Vote	Amazon's Proposed New Headquarters Resembles a Giant Cake
3	3 Vote	Joe's Crab Shack Dishes That Just Aren't Worth the Price of Lies Spread
115	115 Vote	Census Data Reveals Just How Bad It Sucks
4	4 Vote	The Last Dragon's Fiercest Fighter Is a Super Bitch
22	22 Vote	Husky Howls in Protest at Iranian Embassy
3	3 Vote	World's Largest Tree Wrapped in Fire-Resistant Blanket Due to Personal Issues
4	4 Vote	Mark Ruffalo Was Just Captured in Colombia
4	4 Vote	Two More Puget Sound Orcas Predicted to Die Hard
107	107 Vote	The Passion of the Juggalos 1	1
152	152 Vote	Reminder: Super Mario Bros
160	160 Vote	J.K. Rowling Was Always Going to Kill Family, Authorities Say
6	6 Vote	Hello, Consequences of My Marriage
3	3 Vote	Sony Apologizes for Using Racial Slur
4	4 Vote	Netanyahu Just Pulled From Duck Pond

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